Dr Dave
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Hello friends Dr Dave here!
You may be asking yourself "How does the government shutdown affect me", or may be thinking "I live in England and this does not affect me at all".
Well here is a list of how the United States Government Shutdown affects us all:
1) The Elderly Breeding Suppression Program:
Fun fact, for years the government has been funding a program to keep the elderly from breeding. That's right now that government funding has ceased for that program, within a matter of weeks the elderly will start breeding like old rabbits! Old men with boners will go about getting your gran pregnant! Elderly ladies will wonder into a buffet restaurant, eat some pie and pop out a kid. Within a matter of months we will be over run with the children of the elderly. CPS will be over run with cases of senile elderly folks forgetting where they left their kids.
2)Who really owns Scotland?
You may be saying "I live in Scotland, and The British own us!", well friend you're more wrong then Congress. For about 20 years, The United Kingdom has been renting Scotland from The United States of America. Many of the services Scots get actually come from America. In addition, if the debt celing is not met, The United States will have to sell off Scotland to pay off our debts. It's not too far fetched that China may own Scotland by years end.
You may be asking yourself "How does the government shutdown affect me", or may be thinking "I live in England and this does not affect me at all".
Well here is a list of how the United States Government Shutdown affects us all:
1) The Elderly Breeding Suppression Program:
Fun fact, for years the government has been funding a program to keep the elderly from breeding. That's right now that government funding has ceased for that program, within a matter of weeks the elderly will start breeding like old rabbits! Old men with boners will go about getting your gran pregnant! Elderly ladies will wonder into a buffet restaurant, eat some pie and pop out a kid. Within a matter of months we will be over run with the children of the elderly. CPS will be over run with cases of senile elderly folks forgetting where they left their kids.
2)Who really owns Scotland?
You may be saying "I live in Scotland, and The British own us!", well friend you're more wrong then Congress. For about 20 years, The United Kingdom has been renting Scotland from The United States of America. Many of the services Scots get actually come from America. In addition, if the debt celing is not met, The United States will have to sell off Scotland to pay off our debts. It's not too far fetched that China may own Scotland by years end.
