The guy who sold me my tv looked like

[whisky]

Ricky Schroder

True story.

 

[headvoid]

I can do this finance deal for you right now, but the clock is ticking.

 

[whisky]

Obviously he looked more like this than on silver spoons

 

[headvoid]

If he worked in Dixons he should have more spots.

Did you know that the CIA locked up a British guy in Gauntanemo because they said he was training to be a terrorist - turns out he was working in Dixons in Birmingham at the time. They were kind of forced to let him go.

It was the first time I really got behind the CIA and believed they knew what they were talking about. I think we should give them names and addresses of Dixons employees personally.

 

[whisky]

Close, Currys.

 

[headvoid]

Wouldn't it be great if spotty insurance and electrical salesmen had formed a terrorist group rather than islamic extremists.

Irrational hate would be poured on that entire group for no really good reason and all would be well in the world.

 

[whisky]

And the only things that would crash in buildings would be the computers they sell you.

 

[headvoid]

PC World salesmen are the militant wing. Boy those people are hardcore

 

[whisky]

I have never met anyone at curries yet, who in trying to sell me something, didnt tell me he sold his mother the same thing and she loved it.

 

[headvoid]

Or tell you that everything they sell breaks down within the first year and this is why you need insurance.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mmm, great selling point, that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who?

 

[whisky]

He was in NYPDblue for a year and got killed off, then in 24 for a year and got his face blown off

 

[CaptainWacky]

TV has not been kind to him!

 

[headvoid]

I wouldn't worry, he's a bush supporter and publicist for the NRA.

 

[whisky]

No wonder the liberal media keeps torturing him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he a ###### GUY?

 

[headvoid]

I'm sure he was joking

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes they are.