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The House Guests

Love Child

One Love
I forgot my things were in their rooms. My door had been opened. I could tell they had been in my room. My side hurts. I project a restless night of sleep. Day and evening were happy however with a trip to the mountain town and some damn fine music and some damn nice people.
Those kids better stay out of my room.
 
Yeah I know how that is. Probably looking for stuff they're not allowed to have.
 
House etiquette...is there any these days?

It is simple. If it isn't yours. Don't touch it.
 
You have to put a label warning like on your furniture. DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. they do it anyway.
 
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Like that's going to dicourage anyone?
 
I want the burglar to be able to tie a string around a finger to remember something, make a nerd wallet, do some vegetable prep and smell my face.
 
Even if he's got a stuffy nose?
 
:spit take:
 
Getting the old feeling back.
 
Could be. We just don't know.
 
I try not to. With my greatly reduced expectations I'm almost always pleasantly surprised.
 
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