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The Human Race has been horribly miscast

Kerb Crawler

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
I never believed any of it for a second. Where's the emotion?
The universe settled.
 
This is what you get for casting Tom Cruise as a new age Jesus.
 
And Harvey Fierstein as the woman who loved him!
 
And Robin Williams as the jive talking panda sidekick!

"Yeah dawg, I loves me some of that bamboo, it be fly, snizzle!"
 
actually, that part was believable.
 
Ric Flair as Best Boy.
 
Best GRANDAD more like!
 
KEY GRIP
 
HITLER GRIP
 
THE HARLEY RACE IS A BRUTAL RACE.
 
OLD TOM BOMBADIL IS AN OLD EAGLE WINDSTILL
 
Recasting to commence next week. Matt Damon is in line to portray every member of the Human Race.
 
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