The Hunt for Osama

[eloisel]

They seek him here,

they seek him there,

those looking seek him everywhere ...

 

[eloisel]

Is he in heaven,

or is he in hell?

 

[eloisel]

That damned, elusive ...

POS Osama bin Laden.

 

[eloisel]

One way, or another, I'm gonna get you ....

I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you,

One way or another ...

 

[FBI parte due]

Notice how she leaves out the other part of the song:

One way, or another,
I'm gonna lose ya,
I'm gonna give you the slip.

 

[The Question]

Well, I can't believe we haven't found him yet. He was in Iraq, remember? Next, he'll be in Iran. Then maybe he'll be in Lebanon, just in case they haven't learned nothin' yet.

Oh, and I thought the lyrics that crazy-soundin' bitch sings are:

One way
Or anuhhhh-thaw
I'm gonna find juh!
I'm gonna GITCHAGITCHAGITCHAGITCHA
(and repeat until aneurism)

 

[Sarek]

He probably shaved his beard and is sitting in Mexico waiting to come across and get his green card on Bush's fucking amnesty program.

 

[bad dog]

He probably shaved his beard and is sitting in Mexico waiting to come across and get his green card on Bush's fucking amnesty program.

 

[Sarek]

Well, at least the demonation fits the face on the bill

 

[eloisel]

Notice how she leaves out the other part of the song:

One way, or another,
I'm gonna lose ya,
I'm gonna give you the slip.

Yes, but then it would need to be a duet. Don't you think? Can Osama sing?

 

[FBI parte due]

No it wouldn't. It's sung by one person about how she's a capricious slut and wants multiple lovers.

GOD, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO BLONDIE.

 

[eloisel]

No it wouldn't. It's sung by one person about how she's a capricious slut and wants multiple lovers.

GOD, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO BLONDIE.

Actually, I don't listen to Blondie. She was boring 20+ years ago, and she still is. However, pieces of that particular song's lyrics fit in with a thought I had about the search for Osama. If I were as talented as Mentalist in this sort of thing, I would put together a little clip of U.S. soldiers and Pakistan tribesmen looking for Osama singing "I'm gonna find you...." and Osama singing "I'm gonna give you the slip."