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THE INTERNATIONAL STRUGGLE AGAINST HUMANITY!

Lord Raffles

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HEY PAUL, YOU FILTHY 42 OLD PERVERT FROM BROMLEY UK - TRYING TO GET 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO SPANK YOUR MID-LIFE BUTTOCKS? EITHER YOU DEPOSIT THE SUM OF £5,000 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT OR FACE AN EVEN HEAVIER FINE FROM YOUR WIFE MARY IN THE FORM OF DIVORCE!



LET THE SHOW BEGIN!


<northkentman> hello
<northkentman> omg
<northkentman> sorry
<northkentman> ur only 17
<leggy_blonde> i like older men
<northkentman> where r u please
<northkentman> do u ever come to south east london or kent
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ok i will go then
<northkentman> do u not want to chat
<leggy_blonde> not really
<leggy_blonde> changing my tampon
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ok well i will go then
<northkentman> sorry i bothered u
<northkentman> what do u do anyway
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> hello
<northkentman> ru there
<northkentman> ru very open minded
<leggy_blonde> yep
<leggy_blonde> i am
<leggy_blonde> open minded
<northkentman> what do u do
<northkentman> i am engineer
<northkentman> i would like to ask u something u may think odd and not like
<northkentman> hi
<northkentman> ok lets forget it then
<leggy_blonde> sorry
<leggy_blonde> my cat wanted to come in for a cuddle :)
<leggy_blonde> what is it you wanted to ask?
<northkentman> ok i hope ur ok with this
<leggy_blonde> go on
<northkentman> would u maybe spank a man 4 real across your knee if u could
<northkentman> hope u dont mind me asking this
<northkentman> and r not offended
<northkentman> odd as it may seem
<northkentman> bet u think i am mad now
<leggy_blonde> to be honest, i'll try anything at least once
<leggy_blonde> why not?
<northkentman> u see i would really love to have my bare bum hand smacked 4 real by a younger women across her knee
<northkentman> mad i know
<leggy_blonde> how young?
<leggy_blonde> i mean, i know 16 is legal and i'm 17
<northkentman> your age would be ok
<leggy_blonde> are you married? ;)
<northkentman> no sex just a spanking
<northkentman> i am and she is not at all into spankings would this put u off
<northkentman> hope not
<leggy_blonde> no it doesn't bother me
<leggy_blonde> i just wanna know
<leggy_blonde> do you love your wife?
<northkentman> would u enjoy spanking me
<northkentman> i do yes
<leggy_blonde> would u enjoy fucking me afterwards?
<northkentman> mad to ask a stranger i know
<northkentman> if u want me to go i will
<leggy_blonde> no it's not mad
<leggy_blonde> but i don't just wanna spank a guy
<leggy_blonde> that in itself isn't going to get me off
<leggy_blonde> i have a high sex drive i think for a girl my age
<leggy_blonde> i cum on penetration
<northkentman> i am not after sex i just would like my bum smacked u see
<northkentman> sorry
<leggy_blonde> ok ok ok
<leggy_blonde> my sorry
<leggy_blonde> you want your butt smacked?
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> msn?
<northkentman> ru interested
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i am
<leggy_blonde> this sounds fun ;)
<northkentman> you dont mind puting me across your kne bare bum
<leggy_blonde> not at all
<leggy_blonde> do you have a hairy arse?
<northkentman> a bit but i have been told it is a nice bum
<northkentman> have u a place to do it
<northkentman> we need 100% trust with each other
<leggy_blonde> ok...
<northkentman> too risky for anything to go wrong
<northkentman> could i trust u
<leggy_blonde> could i trsut you?
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> honest just a spanking
<leggy_blonde> ...ok
<leggy_blonde> msn
<northkentman> i have but it has my name on it and until we have made 100% trust I would like u to email on my yaoo
<northkentman> yahoo
<northkentman> what u look like
<leggy_blonde> blonde
<leggy_blonde> thin face
<northkentman> so have u a place to do this in
<northkentman> i take it ur serious about doing this
<leggy_blonde> i have an apartment
<leggy_blonde> in hampstead
<leggy_blonde> it belongs to my uncle
<leggy_blonde> but he'll be away in the south of france
<northkentman> would it safe to do it there
<leggy_blonde> yes
<leggy_blonde> positive
<northkentman> how would you smack me
<leggy_blonde> i'd ask you
<leggy_blonde> since i've never done this before, hehe
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> would u sit in a chair
<leggy_blonde> if you wanted me to
<northkentman> and take down my trousers and underpants
<leggy_blonde> would you want me to wear anything?
<northkentman> then tell me to get across your knee
<northkentman> jeans and tshirt
<leggy_blonde> you want me wearing that?
<leggy_blonde> no mini skirt or anything?
<leggy_blonde> i've got very nice legs
<leggy_blonde> :)
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> u might have to put a towel on your lap b4 i go across you in case i cum
<leggy_blonde> will you be masturbating?
<northkentman> no
<leggy_blonde> you just cum anyway from spanking?
<leggy_blonde> that's pretty cool
<northkentman> will u want to smack hard
<leggy_blonde> any particular part?
<leggy_blonde> we're gonna have to discuss this, heheh
<northkentman> how u mean
<leggy_blonde> well
<leggy_blonde> do i smack your cheek, both at the same time
<leggy_blonde> around the anal hole area
<leggy_blonde> what?
<northkentman> alternate cheeks
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> i'm getting this
<northkentman> how will this make u feel do u think
<leggy_blonde> it's kinda exciting making a guy cum like that i guess
<northkentman> i just want my bum smacked to be honest
<leggy_blonde> i understand that
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> where are we taking this?
<leggy_blonde> what's the next stage in this?
<northkentman> how u mean
<leggy_blonde> well
<northkentman> i only want a spanking
<leggy_blonde> i can't be on ukchatterbox all the time
<leggy_blonde> no no no
<leggy_blonde> i know that
<leggy_blonde> i mean
<leggy_blonde> how do we approach this now?
<northkentman> email
<northkentman> have u a picture of u
<leggy_blonde> yes
<leggy_blonde> i do
<northkentman> or have u a female friend with a place we could maybe use and she could watch the spanking
<leggy_blonde> you want another girl to watch?
<leggy_blonde> maybe
<leggy_blonde> we'll have to ask my friend Carrie
<leggy_blonde> she's 19
<northkentman> i would like that
<northkentman> u do sem genuine <--- I'M THAT GOOD PAUL!!!
<northkentman> seem
<leggy_blonde> because i am?
<northkentman> too risky if ur not
<leggy_blonde> lol
<leggy_blonde> i understand the risk
<northkentman> i would so much like u to smack my bum
<leggy_blonde> i understand that
<leggy_blonde> hehe
<northkentman> will you be looking at my bum while you spank me
<northkentman> [email protected]
<leggy_blonde> ok babes
<leggy_blonde> yes i will be looking
<leggy_blonde> let me save that e-mail
<northkentman> will u be loking at my bum while you smack it
<northkentman> wow
<northkentman> can u send ur picture please
<leggy_blonde> yes i will do now
<leggy_blonde> give me a min to open up the stuff
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> can i ask...
<leggy_blonde> ur name?
<leggy_blonde> I'm Jessica
<northkentman> what
<leggy_blonde> but you can call me Jess
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> paul
<northkentman> will u want to teach me a lesson with the spanking
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i will
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> hehehe
<leggy_blonde> am i allowed to use an implament?
<leggy_blonde> like a stick?
<leggy_blonde> or just my bare hands?
<northkentman> i would like hand but i did once have the slipper from an ex gf so maybe we could use that too
<northkentman> u r sure u dont mind doing this
<leggy_blonde> yeah go on
<leggy_blonde> you only live once
<leggy_blonde> listen
<leggy_blonde> i'm doing this wild thing, right?
<leggy_blonde> you smoke weed?
<northkentman> no
<leggy_blonde> ever tried it?
<northkentman> no
<northkentman> not interested
<northkentman> can u send email
<leggy_blonde> doing so now
<leggy_blonde> takes a while, i don't have broadband you see :(
<northkentman> i am grateful to u for agreeing to do this
<northkentman> will u do it as a favour
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> attatching now
<leggy_blonde> give it a few minutes
<northkentman> ok thanks
<northkentman> u rely do seem very nice
<northkentman> really
<leggy_blonde> thanks Paul
<leggy_blonde> you seem like a sweet man, it's a pity your wife isn't as understanding
<leggy_blonde> i hate the idea of people living in denial
<northkentman> what a sad git asking u to smack my bum
<leggy_blonde> hey don't feel like that ,ok?
<northkentman> she is ok just does not want to do this
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> i need a good spanking
<leggy_blonde> i understand what you're saying ;)
<northkentman> i will try to kep still for you ok
<northkentman> keep
<northkentman> email
<leggy_blonde> it's taking forever for this attatchment
<leggy_blonde> but it's a good photo
<leggy_blonde> the best i could find
<leggy_blonde> it';s like a megabite
<leggy_blonde> which is a lot for me on this crappy connection
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> will u be strict with me
<leggy_blonde> very
<leggy_blonde> my friend, could she join in?
<leggy_blonde> ok paul
<leggy_blonde> sending now
<leggy_blonde> finally attatched the fucker, hehehe
<northkentman> could i go acros her knee after and she has a turn spanking me herself
<northkentman> if she wants to that is
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> ok
<leggy_blonde> the e-mail is sent
<leggy_blonde> i'm the girl on the left
<leggy_blonde> in the blue top
<northkentman> just waiting
<northkentman> u r very nice looking
<northkentman> i am going to enjoy having my bum smacked across your knee
<leggy_blonde> hehehe
<northkentman> will i go across your friends knee after for her to have a go
<leggy_blonde> why not?
<northkentman> ok if she does not mind
<northkentman> is she in the picture
<leggy_blonde> no
<leggy_blonde> she isn't
<northkentman> will spanking me make u smile
<leggy_blonde> maybe
<leggy_blonde> ;)
<northkentman> i want you to enjoy doing it
<northkentman> this is very important
<leggy_blonde> i'm sure i will
<leggy_blonde> i am good looking enouugh, right?
<leggy_blonde> my bf told me i was a munter when he dumped me three months ago :(
<northkentman> oh yes
<leggy_blonde> awww, thank you paul
<northkentman> i want you to please smack my bum good
<leggy_blonde> i will
<leggy_blonde> i'll really smack that bum of yours
<leggy_blonde> constantly
<leggy_blonde> it'll be red raw
<northkentman> the smacking sound will be loud
<leggy_blonde> yeah it will
<northkentman> if ur friend is having a go how many smacks will you give me before she has her tuen
<leggy_blonde> you have to send me a photograph too
<northkentman> tern
<northkentman> ok
<northkentman> i trust u
<leggy_blonde> thank you Paul, I trust you too
<northkentman> whos email addres is that
<northkentman> address
<leggy_blonde> that's mine
<leggy_blonde> send it to that
<northkentman> its a bloke <--- oh fuck... did I ruin it?... NO!!!
<leggy_blonde> it's just my bro's old account
<northkentman> ru sure
<leggy_blonde> positive
<leggy_blonde> do you trust me?
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> i trust you
<northkentman> again i am trusting u <--- HA HA, I WOULDN'T!!!
<northkentman> i am
<northkentman> cos i would be sending some pictures and 1 is of my bum u see
<northkentman> this is like a dream come true u offereing to do this
<leggy_blonde> awww, really?
<northkentman> its made me happy
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> so its safe to send the pictures
<leggy_blonde> yes i'm sure
<leggy_blonde> i changed the pssword for the account
<leggy_blonde> he just set it up for me when i first got into the net
<northkentman> so u want to see my bum
<leggy_blonde> yeah
<leggy_blonde> i do
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> but i also wanna see ya face you know
<northkentman> ok
<leggy_blonde> what's ur wife called, if you don't mind me asking
<leggy_blonde> you been with her many years?
<northkentman> i sent it
<northkentman> Mary
<northkentman> am i bad asking u to do this
<leggy_blonde> well
<leggy_blonde> i'll have to spank you
<leggy_blonde> to make up for it
<leggy_blonde> wont I?
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> did u get it
<leggy_blonde> wait there
<leggy_blonde> loading them
<leggy_blonde> very nice shape
<leggy_blonde> i have to admit, much nicer than i first thought
<leggy_blonde> sweet
<leggy_blonde> i'll get cut off in a second
<leggy_blonde> but i'll be right back, ok?
<northkentman> did u see it
<leggy_blonde> yes i did
<leggy_blonde> i said i liked it
<leggy_blonde> hehe
<northkentman> how good is my bum do u think
<leggy_blonde> on a scale of 1-10?
<leggy_blonde> 8.5
<northkentman> yes
<northkentman> thanks
<leggy_blonde> ur welcome
<northkentman> so u wil enjoy smacking it
<leggy_blonde> i sure as hell will




THERE IS NO GOD!

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I think even you must wonder if there is any more fun to be had out of what you do, when a smarmy slap-head like that sends you pix of his ARSE.
 
There was a young lad from Kent
Who's dick was incredbly bent
When he Pushed it would Pull
when he Pulled it would Push
So instead of Coming, he Went
 
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