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The Joker

jack

The Legendary Troll King
Updated at 3:08 p.m. ET: Police arrested a Maryland man and recovered numerous guns from a home Thursday night after he allegedly made threats referring to the Joker this week.

Julie Parker, a spokeswoman for the Prince George's County police, said Friday that authorities had "thwarted a terrorist threat."

Prince George's County Police Chief Mark Magaw said the man, whom authorities identified as Neil Edwin Prescott, 28, of Crofton, Md., made a threat toward his employer, Pitney Bowes, in two phone calls to his supervisor Monday. Prescott was upset about losing his job and said: "I am the real Joker, and I'm going to blow everyone up," McGaw said.

Prescott was fired from his job as a subcontractor at Pitney Bowes, an office supply company, on an unrelated matter, the company said.Magaw said police took the threats very seriously "in light of what happened in Aurora" — a reference to the shooting deaths last week of 12 people in Aurora, Colo., at a screening of "Batman: The Dark Knight Rises."

The suspect in that shooting, James Eagan Holmes, reportedly told police "I am the Joker" after he was arrested.


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Prince George's County Police
Authorities display the cache of weapons found in Neil Edwin Prescott's home.

A police database showed that Prescott had 13 guns registered in his name. Officers from the Anne Arundel County police, the Prince George's County police and the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives obtained a warrant and searched his home in Crofton, about 25 miles from Washington, on Thursday night.

Ashan Benedict of the ATF's Baltimore division said at a news conference that investigators 25 firearms, including semiautomatic rifles and pistols, and several thousand rounds of ammunition from the home. Magaw said that when they arrived, Prescott was wearing a shirt that read, "Guns don't kill people, I do."

Police evacuated part of the apartment building and arrested Prescott without incident, they said. He hasn't been charged and was undergoing a medical evaluation Friday at the Anne Arundel County Medical Center.
Authorities detailed the weaponry in Prescott's home in their search warrant:

  • 4 30-round magazines
  • 2 shotguns
  • 1 Beretta .40-cal handgun
  • 1 Ruger .45-cal handgun
  • 2 KAHR 9mm handguns
  • 1 Beretta 9mm handgun
  • 2 Sig Sauer P226 handguns
  • 1 Browning Arms handgun
  • 2 Mauser rifles
  • 1 FN Herstal rifle
  • 1 Ruger 357 handgun
  • 1 Night scope
  • 100 rounds 12 remington
  • 40 large steel boxes of ammo of various calibers
 
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JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

JACK'S MOM KEEPS CHOKING AND COUGHING, COUGHING AND CHOKING. THE BACK OF HER THROAT IS SORE, BUT SHE ISN'T SICK OR HOARSE.

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HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!

HAS NO ONE FIGURED OUT MY RIDDLE?
JACK’S MOM’S THROAT IS RAW FROM ALL THE DEEP-THROATING SHE DOES TO KEEP UP HER CRACK HABIT!
 
That's a shitty riddle:

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.

A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.


The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first -- sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.

The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.


As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies.

They listened as the alligator sang:

".....Drained wops keep falling on my head..."
 
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