Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Kriss Akabusi is a man
A very, very funny man
Kriss Ababusi is a man
Who punched me on the knee
He punched me hard
He punched me quick
And laughed at Steve Backley
Kriss Akabusi is a man
A very, very funny man
Kriss Akabusi was not on Gladiators
That was John Fashanu
He just laughed loud
And never said "Awooga!"
That was Kriss Akabusi
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who likes the Bible a lot
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who probably never fucked Cheryl Baker
Record Breakers
Dedication is what you need
To punch me on the knee
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who crank-called the whereabout of Maddy
Do not trust him
Do not like him
He'll punch you on the fucking knee
Kriss Akabusi is a man
WHO SOLD HIS PENIS TO WALES
THE END
A very, very funny man
Kriss Ababusi is a man
Who punched me on the knee
He punched me hard
He punched me quick
And laughed at Steve Backley
Kriss Akabusi is a man
A very, very funny man
Kriss Akabusi was not on Gladiators
That was John Fashanu
He just laughed loud
And never said "Awooga!"
That was Kriss Akabusi
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who likes the Bible a lot
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who probably never fucked Cheryl Baker
Record Breakers
Dedication is what you need
To punch me on the knee
Kriss Akabusi is a man
Who crank-called the whereabout of Maddy
Do not trust him
Do not like him
He'll punch you on the fucking knee
Kriss Akabusi is a man
WHO SOLD HIS PENIS TO WALES
THE END
