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The language of party

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I am getting very confused with recent song lyrics about "having a party." Ever since Black Eyed Pisspots came on the scene with their dreadful formula crap the language has become odd:

What they purport to do at these parties includes:

1. Burn this Mother Down
I know parents are uncool and stuff, but is there really any need to burn someones mother at a party? Even if the term mother is a generic term for "stuff" then why is there any need to burn things generally at a party? Is it a bonfire party?

2. Rip it up
I am partial to ripping things, but it tends to be in moments of frustration and usually I am alone. I'm not sure how long a party could last purely on ripping things. Surely it will get a little dull after a few minutes?

3. Lose your mind
I have a little sympathy with this one. Sounds like a party I might like to go to

and then there is the misogynistic lyrics. This is a real lyric sung by a woman. Notably this follows the pattern of a petite white girl and a big black guy rapping / leering in her direction. I assume there is some "demographic coverage" reason why this kind of pairing is extremely popular. Anyway, I digress:

I am a wild one
Break me in
Saddle me up and lets begin
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I'm no feminist, but it's either weird or really quite depressing.
 
Bring the roof down...

Surely that would mean the emergency services are involved. This normally is a bit of a downer at parties from memory.
 
The "kids" are all about destruction these days. I don't understand them. I don't even like parties (ask anybody), the last thing I'd want to do is rip things or set mothers on fire or whatever.

Now hitting golf balls off a roof sounds fun, but who needs a fucking party for that.
 
I know I'm getting set in my ways, but tar and featherings are the only parties I go to these days....
 
headvoid said:
Bring the roof down...

Surely that would mean the emergency services are involved. This normally is a bit of a downer at parties from memory.
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It could also mean its an Amish barn building party and they're lowering the roof onto the barn.

PARTY LIKE ITS 1699!
 
What's with the kids having the "moves like Jagger" these days? Mick Jagger is supposed to be a wizened figure of ridicule.
 
AND YET HE STILL MOVES!

Thanks to that goddamn Maroon 5 song, I can't even do a YouTube search for Mick Jagger anymore and get actual footage of Jagger.

It's like when I Google "Santorum"...I keep getting links to that fucking politician! :rwmad:
 
Does anyone know where JT (yeah that's right JT) retrieved sexy from and what he ended up doing with it?

I feel like he may have inadvertently dropped it of at Disney.
 
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