THE LAST AWARDS CEREMONY I VISITED.

[Gagh]

COMMENTS.

http://website.lineone.net/~elaine.keith./swapshop-awards.htm

 

[CaptainWacky]

lsadgksajldhjklsalgk sakldgasgkh as NIGGERS ON STICKS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PENELOPE KEITH FTW!!!!

Was Debbie Harry waiting for her limo outside the studio or something?

 

[whisky]

I like how everyone looks 30 years younger appart from Tony Hart who looks the same, thus proving he is a vampire, and take hart, it actually a cruel word play, as he takes hearts

 

[Mentalist]

Noel Edmonds head is hiding a huge 3rd century bell stolen from Babylon. Don't tell the Muslims though, there will be hell to pay and I'm not sure how well an apology from Mr Blobby will go down.

 

[headvoid]

I miss Keith singing.

The last awards ceremony I went to I was so bored we started to place bets on which numbskull would win next. We had a sweepstake and took them in order. The pot reached £20 or something and when the nominations were called and the person on my table won the £20 he jumped up and down. Soon the TV cameras panned to him and he appeared on the big screen - a few seconds of general confusion around the place until they realised he wasn't the winner of "family pub of the year" and the TV cameras had to pan around and find the fat bloke from Birmingham.

Sorry - back to spamming.

 

[whisky]

I think Mr Blobby is entirly made of processed pig fat, so probably not taht well

 

[Mentalist]

It might be time to dust off the old Noel Edmond dual.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never been to an awards ceremony

 

[Conchaga]

OMG MAKINGFUNOFZEVENTEESCELEBSISFUUNNI

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nanana paquion