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The last night of Jeremilia

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm sitting here, at 12:38 AM, watching the Big Brother live feed because only Jeremy and Emilia are awake...she's going to be evicted tomorrow, this is his last chance to make a move or at least for something happen ANYTHINg I'm willing them to..

WHAT THE HELL AM I?

Hwo did I get like this?

Ah fuck, back to the tv.
 
Jeremy's face is totally "FUCK OFF JOHN", Emilia more polite, smiling sweetly at the big oaf...she's so nice.
 
They're in the hot tub now...the last canon appearance of the white bikini in BB...I feel a sense of loss.
 
STill in the hot tub, there was a bit of friendly bickering, play-fighting...now Jeremy's singing the Vengaboys...
 
You shuold always record it if you're going to bed. You know BB's Law: all the good stuff starts happening after you walk away, no matter when.
 
Johm almost has a sixth sense when it comes to just plonking himself in the middle of personal conversations.
 
Hmm. Looks like he would never have a chance with her in the real world, so it's probably for the best that he didn't start something that would most likely come apart 10 minutes after they're both out of the house.

I must be right, because I saw 1:11 of video on which to base my opinion LOL.

Then again, carpe diem. It would be something to write about in the diary...
 
But that's what's cool about Emilia, she doesn't seem to judge on looks at all. Anthony and Nathan are, I'm sure, considered much "fitter" than Jeremy but she's always been drawn to him because of his humour and erotic dances. Of course she has an evil circus boyfriend and a mad sexist brother. And all the hijackers telling Jeremy to "make a move" has really pissed him off and only resulted in him distancing himself from her a bit.
 
Hmph. He's living the plot of Woody Allen's "Shadows and Fog."

Now I really want to go watch that movie AND I DON'T OWN IT

I'll pray to some invisible creature that she doesn't get evicted.
 
THANK YOU! Your invisible creature worked. And she was the favourite to go with the bookies too! MWAHAHAHAHA!

BUT DOES AMY FANCY JEREMY NOW AND IS SHE TRYING TO RUN INTERFERENCE!?
 
THANK YOU CASPER!

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