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classichummus said:
You bitch! Maybe don't post when you are PMSing. I never did anything to you. Why don't you go get laid so you don't have to get all pissy over other people getting laid while your pussy is getting dry. I'm not lying at all about getting laid. If I did, why would I only talk about happening on the weekend? If I were lying I would probably exaggerate it a lot and say it's happening like every day. If you don't believe it's happening, ask Dual, Dirk Funk, Loktar, or even Pickle. I'm pretty sure they can vouch that it's happening. Especially Dual and Dirk.
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And people bitch at me taking shit too seriously!! LOLOLOLOL

Why didn't I see this sooner....
 
That classic kids needs to learn that bringing his personal sex life onto a troll board will only end in tears.

And plus I dont want to hear about nerdy emo sex when I can download it, or have sex myself , which is nice
 
I had some pretty wild sex last night.

It started off right after I got out of the shower. She was already naked in bed, playing with herself. I got on the bed and she reached out to take my cock in her mouth. So, I got on top of her in a 69. She goes crazy when I'm on top because she loves it when I fuck her face and lick her clit at the same time. After about 10 minutes of that she asked me to go down on her. Five minutes into licking her pussy that she was so wet it was running down her ass and onto the sheets. She was begging me to fuck her. I put her feet on my shoulders and shoved my entire cock inside without a moment's hesitation. She started screaming so loud I was worried the neighbors might think I was killing her. I told her to be quieter and she started chewing on the corner of a pillow, practically swallowing the thing whole. Before she came she told me that she wanted to suck my cock some more while she came. So, I mounted her face again and started furiously rubbing her clit. She came screaming on my cock with her pussy juices dribbling down her ass and face. I love to feel her cumming so I shoved my cock back in her now gushing, throbbing pussy to fuck her for a few more minutes. She told me that she was too sensitive to keep going so she had me lay on my back and she started giving me a blowjob so wet and nasty that even porn stars would be jealous. Sometmes taking my entire length into her throat. At one point she looked up at me with her gorgeous blue eyes and I felt her finger enter my ass and start massaging my prostate. A few moments later I.came.buckets.
 
It's not entirely his fault; he has a processing disorder kinda similar to dyslexia. He means well. =[
 
Conchaga said:
I had some pretty wild sex last night.

It started off right after I got out of the shower. She was already naked in bed, playing with herself. I got on the bed and she reached out to take my cock in her mouth. So, I got on top of her in a 69. She goes crazy when I'm on top because she loves it when I fuck her face and lick her clit at the same time. After about 10 minutes of that she asked me to go down on her. Five minutes into licking her pussy that she was so wet it was running down her ass and onto the sheets. She was begging me to fuck her. I put her feet on my shoulders and shoved my entire cock inside without a moment's hesitation. She started screaming so loud I was worried the neighbors might think I was killing her. I told her to be quieter and she started chewing on the corner of a pillow, practically swallowing the thing whole. Before she came she told me that she wanted to suck my cock some more while she came. So, I mounted her face again and started furiously rubbing her clit. She came screaming on my cock with her pussy juices dribbling down her ass and face. I love to feel her cumming so I shoved my cock back in her now gushing, throbbing pussy to fuck her for a few more minutes. She told me that she was too sensitive to keep going so she had me lay on my back and she started giving me a blowjob so wet and nasty that even porn stars would be jealous. Sometmes taking my entire length into her throat. At one point she looked up at me with her gorgeous blue eyes and I felt her finger enter my ass and start massaging my prostate. A few moments later I.came.buckets.
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I rubbed my cock and came into a sick. :(
 
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