The Mammoth in the sky

[Mirah]

The clouds dissipated
but for a moment
there were mammoth in the sky
and then a ram
and then an angel
and a big rat
and I thought it was the end of the world
but now they are gone
and the clouds just look like clouds
nothing special
no animal
no angel
just
white puffs of puffiness

 

[jack]

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stop trying to rape Mirah with your cloud penis!

 

[I Love Cunt]

"My penis is so big it reaches heaven"

 

[I Love Cunt]

"When I stick it in her she will be in heaven"

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stop trying to rape heaven with your penis!

That is what I should have said.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Searching for the perfect portlandia penis gif

 

[I Love Cunt]

This is really what I was looking for
Feminist Bookstore

 

[I Love Cunt]

 

[jack]

Portland is a weird city.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

 

[Mirah]

DUDE! I just fucking posted this in the other thread! That is hilarious!

 

[Mirah]

Also there were clouds, what do you call them-not tornados, but like less threatening funnel clouds-ANd IT LOOKED LIKE A PENIS!

 

[Mirah]

It looked like a little tiny penis fucking the ground

 

[Mirah]

getting it wet

 

[jack]