Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH

He was the hottest guy in my eleventh grade math class..... now he's 25, in the military, GAY (even came out in my junior year and went to the prom with his BOYFRIEND), and uh-oh, taken. Oh well. But bask in the glory of his continued hotness. Oh, and he plays chess, too. I used to play with him every day in math. Chess, but I wouldn't have minded other!