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The Man in the Van

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
He grabbed both sides of my jacket and exclaimed, "You are such a happy person!"
 
Creepy.
 
Did you slap him?
 
Was he tickling you at the time?
 
Well you are!!
 
At first I thought it was funny, because I was in shock, then I totally felt un easy. Nice delayed reaction on my part, so No, No slapping. : (
 
Please start taking pictures of the freaks you run into!
 
Ok.
Oh, and apparently he said he was in this country for as old as the van was. So he has been here for 25 years, he is from Sweeden he said. He didn't sound Sweedish, but he did have an accent.
 
I had a deaf guy try to molest me at the mall once...

There are some weird fucking people aout there.
 
I think he was just being nice and you should forgive him and go for a ride in his van.
 
Did he offer you some candy?
 
Today, there was a drunk guy. A happy drunk.
I had an oil spill to clean up (think water Tomtrek)
As I was doing so, this "gentleman" honked his horn.
I didn't jump. I knew he was there.
One of the absorbant pads I was using to clean up blew away in the wind
and I had to bend down and pick it up
He honked his horn again, finally I addressed him and asked if he was trying to scare me
he said No, that he liked the view.
I blushed and walked away
Then there was another issue
and anyway
he was a happy drunk and tried to grope me and was a terrible flirt.
Do I have something written on my forehead this week that says "Grope Me?!"
Srsly
 
COME HERE AND LET ME CHECK YOUR FOREHEAD.
 
To my knowledge you do not have anything written on your forhead one way or another.
 
Good to know Skin has kept the payments up on his van.
 
You should carry a SHOE GUN.
 
So say we all.
 
IT'S ON YOUR NOSE
 
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