Friday
Bazinga!
...to gain employment.
From a follow-up thank you email I sent after an interview:
"Preparing our students for integration into the global community is a challenging, yet worthwhile endeavor."
Yes, because I wholeheartedly believe holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" provides a better education than actually teaching the basics. I almost typed "indoctrination" instead of "integration", but decided being able to eat trumps standing on principle at this moment in time.
Shoot me. Shoot me now...
From a follow-up thank you email I sent after an interview:
"Preparing our students for integration into the global community is a challenging, yet worthwhile endeavor."
Yes, because I wholeheartedly believe holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" provides a better education than actually teaching the basics. I almost typed "indoctrination" instead of "integration", but decided being able to eat trumps standing on principle at this moment in time.
Shoot me. Shoot me now...