The mating rituals of porcupines!!!

[missmanners]

http://paulding.net/porcupine.html

When the male encountered the female porcupine he smelled her all over, then reared up on his hind legs, his penis fully erect. If the female was not ready she ran away. If she is prepared for mating she also reared up and faced the male, belly-to-belly. In this position most males then sprayed the female with a strong stream of urine (In one case, urine was measured on the lab floor 6 foot 7 inches from the point of discharge), soaking her from head to foot.

kinky..... very kinky


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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

After which the male would either ejaculate, or yell "HAHA, PSYCH BITCH U BIN PUNK'D!!!"

 

[Sarek]

kinky..... very kinky


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Doing research for your honeymoon?

 

[starguard]

If I were the female procupine I'd have beat his ass and them had him arrested for sexual assault

Wheres a good forest ranger when you need em :huh: