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The milk of human kindness

whisky

Boobie inspector
So a few weeks ago, I had to leave work 30 minutes early, because Jenny texted me from the car with the news that the baby we thought we were having wasnt happening, and she was bleeding and in a lot of pain.

So for the first time in about six months, wanting to be with her as fast as possible, I left work though the door near the IT department.

And it turned out, one of them reported me.

And if I use that door again I will face discaplinary action.

I was very temped to print in massive letters, I lost a baby that day, and I was rushing to meet my wife, but thanks for reporting me, and making the worst day of my life even more miserable. then stick it on the door

But then people like that dont have souls, they wont care, and I know how to have my revenge better.

I am the fire warden after all.

If they dont like people using that door, lets see how they like several unscheduled fire drills that will empty the entire building past their offices.
 
That's horrible, all of it. Burn the place down.
 
I would, but I do need the money my job provides.
 
You and your practicalities!
 
Make sure you have a drill while it's raining or snowing.. or HAILING. The bastards.
 
thats fucked up sorry to hear it. People rarely look outside of thier own pathetic lives anymore. Human factor is for the most part gone sad to say.
 
There is some irony in the fact the the IT guy that reported you for a fire violation will one day burn in hell.
 
I'm sorry for your loss, whisky.
If they dont like people using that door, lets see how they like several unscheduled fire drills that will empty the entire building past their offices.
Wait until they're in the middle of a long Quake game.
 
That sucks.
 
I concur. It does suck majorly. Good to see you are serving your revenge cold. IT guys think they own the company and all of it's hardware. Fuckers.
 
What kind of sick fuck gets his jollies out of reporting a guy for using the fire door? Unless it's a power trip thing. "hehe let's report the fire marshall for using the fire door"
 
They also report the girls in our office when they use teh toilet in the IT department, despite the fact they often use "our" toilets.
 
I have a nice quote for those jerks that Clive Owen uses in Shoot Em Up that I've been saving for just this occaission(- except I cant spell occaision-):

FUCK YOU YA FUCKING FUCKERS.
 
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