The Min Min - preys on you and I

[headvoid]

The Min Min feasts on the sallow pale flesh of internet addicts.

It is our natural predator, you all feel safe with your flat screens and virus screeners but this is real and it lives in the dust between your keys.

I have lots of stories about the Min Min, they suck the moisture from your body.

There was a story once about a person in the internet access area of a star wars conference. His body turned to dust within the Stormtrooper suit he was wearing.

I have lots of stories of Min Min, but the first sign is itching in the webbed area between your fingers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TAKE ME MIN MIN, I'M READY.

 

[headvoid]

Are you ready for them?

You have to post an article on slashdot on the relative merits of vBulletin over Phb.

I dont recall you ever posting a picture of Mickey Mouse hovering over a child and shouting PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

I'm not sure you are suitable material for them, try harder...

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK YOU

 

[Gagh]

IS MIN MIN A PORN PANDA?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They stole my earholes!