THE MINE FIELD BASTARDS F.C.

[headvoid]

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[Dr Dave]

We could kick exploding footballs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The footballs could be cubes to confuse our enemeis who are used to them being round.

 

[headvoid]

I like it.

We could shout random instructions like they do in American Football. "24, 36, Mushroom Risotto"

We wouldn't have a clue what we were saying, but CRUCIALLY neither will the opposition.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We could train by playing Mario Striker Charged on Nintendo Wii but then we decide that game isn't very good and play Mario Kart instead and forget what we're supposed to be doing.

 

[headvoid]

WARIO!

What was this thread about?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Star Wars I think.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like it.

We could shout random instructions like they do in American Football. "24, 36, Mushroom Risotto"

We wouldn't have a clue what we were saying, but CRUCIALLY neither will the opposition.

OMAHA OMAHA!

(American Football Quarerback Paton Manning in fact says that)

 

[Loktar]

OMAHA OMAHA!

(American Football Quarerback Paton Manning in fact says that)

Maybe he has a second job selling Mutual of Omaha insurance and gets confused from all his head injuries.