The Monster Munch Factory

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think the factory where they make Monster Munch is the funnest place on Earth?

Or do they have all the monsters chained up and tortured and they're forced to breed with each other against their will, then made to watch as their babies are slaughtered and turned into the tasty snack?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes to the first part, because of the second part.

 

[Cassie]

Well, I'm sure they're sad about losing their monster babies, but they also enjoy all the sex.

 

[Seph]

Fair trade IMHO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Frazzles don't taste the same anymore. I bet they've tried to make them healthy.

 

[Seph]

I gotta say the best are still discos and squares, at least they stayed true to themselves bro.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what I want from crisps.

 

[Seph]

Just a Chunky, crunchy bit of commitment.

 

[headvoid]

We should all tag this on del.icio.us as a legitimate food blog thread.

 

[The Tomtrek]

What the fuck is del.icio.us?

 

[headvoid]

I'm joining it RIGHT NOW

 

[headvoid]

I have called it food journalism of a very high standard.

People will be flocking here now and gazing on our witty repartee

 

[Cassie]

There are two guests viewing this thread. HI DEL.ICIO.US!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY GUESTS, I LIKE SQUASHING MONSTER MUNCH WITH MY TESTICLES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ITS LIKE SEX WITH CHEX MIX SEX