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the moon is scary

SilentBtViolent

SilentBtViolent

Rape Ape
it makes inside my head strange.

[cue spooky music]

Seriousy maybe I should point out that this is a joke.

I AM NOT A LUNATIC!

THAT I WILL ADMIT TO, AT LEAST.
 
I, on the other hand, love the Moon. During the full Moon I often wish we had two Moons in the night sky so the Moon can moon us.
 
WE LIEK THA MOON
BECOZ IT CLOSE TO US
WE LIKE THA MOON
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS A SPOON
COZ THAS MORE USED 4 EATIN SOOUP
AND A FORK ISNOT VERY USEFUL4 DAT
UNLESS IT HAS GOT MANY VEGTABLE
AND THEN U MITE BE BETTA OFF WITH A
CHOP STICK

WE LIEK THE MOON
IT IS UP IN THE SKY
ITS UP THERE VERY HIGH
BUT NOT AS HIGH AS MAYBE
DERRIGABLES OR ZEPPELINS
OR LIGHTBULBS!
AND MAYBE CLOUDS
ALSO PUFFINS I THINK
MAYBE THEY GO QUITE HIGH TOO
MAYBE NOT AS HIGH AS THA MOON
COZ THA MOON IS VERY HIGH

WE LIKE THA MOON
THA MOON IS VERY USEFUL EVERY1
EVRIBODY LIKE THA MOON
BECOZ IT LITE UP THE SKIE AT NITE
AND IT LUBBELY
AND IT MAKE THE TIDE GO. WE LIKE IT.

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS CHEESE
WE REALLY LIKE CHEESE
WE LIKE ZEPPELINS
WE LIKE THEM LOST
AND WE LIKE KELP AND WE LIKE MOOSE
AND WE LIKE DEER AND WE LIKE MARMOTS
AND WE LIKE ALL THE FLUFFY ANIMALS.

WE REALLI LIEK THA MOON.
 
The moon feeds off the earth, you know. I needs blood. That's why when there's a full moon, people go apeshit and die. And/or kill people. It's all the beautiful moon's fault.
 
Yeah especially the women, the full moon makes them bleed. Huge red founts like a crimson Niagra Falls. The Red Sea Parts and they all go insane and kill men, dismembering them in a flurry of frothy arms and legs.
 
Yeah, THEY'RE FOOLING US ALL AND ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

I wasnt taken in though. I PLAN TO FIGHT BACK.
 
DON'T SHOOT THEM IN THE NECK THOUGH VICE PERSIDENT CHENEY TRIED THAT BUT THE MUTHAFUCKA JUST GOT UP AND GAVE A SPEECH AND SHIT, FUCK THEM PENGUINS MAN
 
ER said:
hmmm you appear to be correct - they can fly
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LOL! They really can?

....and there I was, just about to give Harkley some "Consolation Cheese"...

* bogarts the cheese*

(blame ER)
 
Wait a second... that's no moon!

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