The moon will still be here after you die

[CaptainWacky]

Does that give you comfort?

 

[Dershocka]

No, because I plan on taking it with me!

 

[Cassie]

Yes, because the moonshramp need a place to live.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We really don't know that the Moon will still be there when each of us dies...it could be the Moon's destruction which hurls the Earth off its axis and kills us all together! HA!





(I hope not though)

 

[The Tomtrek]

Does that give you comfort?

I don't believe the moon exists.

 

[Loktar]

Does that give you comfort?

Yes because I plan on writing my name on the moon with a giant laser, just like Chairface.

 

[Dershocka]

And much like Chairface you'll only get the first 3 letters of your name.

Where the hell can i watch the Tick?
That used to be my shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe we should shoot dead people into the moon. And then when death is cured in the future, we can shoot the cure for death into the moon.

 

[Loktar]

And much like Chairface you'll only get the first 3 letters of your name.

Where the hell can i watch the Tick?
That used to be my shit.

My name is Dan so I only need 3 letters. Amd maybe the first letter of my last name.

(ok technically my full first name is Daniel, but I go by Dan)

 

[The Question]

That's not true, you go by Facey McFace Face Facesterson.

 

[Loktar]

That's not true, you go by Facey McFace Face Facesterson.

That's my Witless Protection name. Thanks a lot, now Giggles McFartscrotum will find me.

 

[The Question]

Well, that's what you get for killing Dicklip O'Fuckamonkey

 

[Loktar]

Well he knew too much my affair with Titsass O'Plenty.

Oops I said too much. Now I got to kill you too.

 

[The Question]

I didn't say it, you did. If you should kill anybody, it's the you that just snitched on you AMIRITE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe we should shoot dead people into the moon. And then when death is cured in the future, we can shoot the cure for death into the moon.

Of course we'd also have the shoot the cure for "being able to breathe on the moon" up there.

 

[The Question]

There's nothing up there to breathe. We should shoot a whole colony of connected bubbles up there, a colony that covers the entire surface of the moon. Then we could be send all the undesirables up there that we don't want living on Earth anymore.

I mean television preachers, of course.

 

[Volpone]

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

 

[Dershocka]

My name is Dan so I only need 3 letters. Amd maybe the first letter of my last name.

(ok technically my full first name is Daniel, but I go by Dan)

Then it is clearly your destiny to have your name on the moon. But, you better hurry, because the day I die the moon will be destroyed by a laser that will fire at it when my heart stops beating! Its a 10 billion dollar project that i hopefully have paid off before my death. I'm only 9,999,999,975 dollars away from completion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's some Mister Burns level planning!

 

[Volpone]

The Moon may be here after you die, but I'm going to destroy Uranus.