The morals of sock wearing

[Dr Dave]

Fellow Mine Fielders,

I come today before you to post about the important subject of the Morals of sock wearing. This topic was brought to my attention by Mine Field hero and man of the haggis, one CaptainWacky. I thank him for bringing this to my attention!

As you know, wearing socks in the moral thing to do. One's feet are not meant to touch ones sneakers! It goes against the MORAL FABRIC that holds life together, it's just wrong.

You should also know, when it is my good MFers not ok to wear socks, if you're a cute girl with cute feet and wearing flip flops. Do not wear socks, for it is imoral and just bad news! Yes that's right I said BAD NEWS!

Getting back to when it's moral to wear socks, if you have ugly feet, also if your a man. Nobody of good moral standing wants to see your man feet. Men's feet are just BAD NEWS!

However, if you are going to wear flip flops, wearing socks with those is immoral! Just don't do it. I have seen too many people make this utterly horrid fashion mistake and it's just wrong!

Thank you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

To be honest this issue is so huge and important that I'm going to need time to ponder it and compose a response. Could be DAYS.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Socks with sandals should be punishable by death on an escalator. That's where your exposed sock gets caught on the metal stair and you get sucked under the treads... because of your hideous fashion choices.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's JUST wrong on all levels!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you wear really thin socks, they offer less protection against being tickled by midgets. But some perverts where really thin socks FOR THAT VERY REASON.