The more things change...

[jack]

they really don't.

Ah well, I won't be giving up, I'm glad to be back and in that sense, this is my house, for better or for worse.

 

[starguard]

No he isnt..He's lying

 

[jack]

Suck it, gnome!

 

[Mr. Toad]

how tragic. a 60 year old man seeks acceptance from a messageboard full of retarded teens.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sooo, jack...do all these haters follow you around everywhere on the Net?

In a way it's flattering, sort of like a fan club...except for them actually...y'know, being your fans...

 

[jack]

Mr Toad regularly allows me to fuck him deeply in the throat, mostly in public, so it's a good fanclub.

 

[Mr. Toad]

SUCK IT YOU BLOUSE-WEARING BONGO-BEATING GNOME PSYCOPATH!!!

 

[jack]

MMMMM I love it when your ass clenches when you shout like that.

 

[Mr. Toad]

Good Lord Vap, when will you find the courage to leave the closet? you're a disgrace to the Gay community

 

[jack]

Fucking you deeply up the ass in public has nothing to do with my sexual orientation, you of all people know that :bigass:

 

[jack]

Not as much fun with Kishke not around to "help" you LOL

 

[headvoid]

I'm not completely unconvinced that Jack actually has Mr Toad as a dual and argues with himself

 

[jack]

I love it that you think that :bigass:

 

[jack]

If I hold myself when I pee, does that make me gay?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only if you think of Hugh Jackman while you hold it. And can't get it down long enough to hit the bowl.

 

[jack]

I remember I was peeing one morning and a friend yelled really loud outside the door all of a sudden and when I jumped I peed all over everything.

 

[Conchaga]

The only thing that doesn't change is that it's always changing.