The New Diapered World Order

[Mutant Hitler]

Listen up, all you n00b motherfuckers and listen up good! This site now belongs to the N.D.W.O, The New Diapered World Order. Things are going to be different here, and you motherfucking deviant fucks are going to have to get with the program.
We rule here now, you fucking slopeheaded, gaptoothed fucktards. Thats right, we done took over. You slopeheaded fucks are going to hjavfe to get used to it. Either you fall in line or you fall over the cliff. Your choice, you stinking perverts!
For now on, WE will call the shots here! Things are going to be different under the N.D.W.O ...First we demand MORE WOMEN IN DIAPERS here. If you got a girlfriend, tell the hoe to put some Pampers on and send your picture to us to shoot our load over. Were horny fucks, and we demand the whores you date to expose their bodies for our sexual satisfaction.
Next, we also demand these hoes satisfy ever wseaty dream we ever had. You women will fall to your knees and start bobin' on the nobbin'. Were sex fiends and we need new pussy, perferbably clad only in diapers. It's time you learned how to smoke pole properly, and you bitches will get down to buisness, PRONTO!
So now that you got it straight, you fucking slopeheaded bastards, fall in line!/FONT]

 

[ZaKkWyLdE]

Too long, didn't read.

 

[Elnidfse]

OR!
Here's another idea. You should probably clean your ears for this one. Below is a step by step guide for your viewing pleasure.
1. Buy a pack of Q-tips.
2. Wet the tips if your a wimp who can't dry dig it.
3. Stick it in your ear, take out, clean, and repeat with another Q-tip until your done.
4. Take another Q-tip
5. place it in your ear
6. and then...
7. SHOVE IT TO YOUR BRAIN AND DIE

 

[jack]

Nice job on the text formatting and spelling of key words there Mute. I thimk you got your point across at least to Cooter.

 

[The Dork Lord]

SHOVE IT TO YOUR BRAIN AND DIE

Practice what you preach.

 

[Elnidfse]

Practice what you preach.

Well, my good fellow, I have already done this many times in the past. The truth of the matter is, is that I, Elnidfse, have actually died, from one form or another, 12 times in the past.

 

[jack]

Well, my good fellow, I have already done this many times in the past. The truth of the matter is, is that I, Elnidfse, have actually died, in one form or another, 12 times in the past.

Well, my good fellow, I have already done this many times in the past. The truth of the matter is, is that I, Elnidfse, have actually died, from one thing or another, 12 times in the past.

Fixed it two ways for you. Which one do you like better?

 

[Elnidfse]

Generally, I appreciate deeply the one that has said, "Fixed it two ways for you. Which one do you like better?" I would not receive your scorn if I choose this option would I?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

slopeheaded... heh

that seems familiar somehow

 

[Sarek]

Nice job on the text formatting and spelling of key words there Mute. I thimk you got your point across at least to Cooter.

Sometimes I think you give Cooter FAR to much credit. It's like handing the car keys to a retard. You just know it spells disaster.

 

[jack]

Not with his sister "back seat driving" so to speak.

 

[God's Afro]

Snick schnak ackity crack
let loose the flies
mack schnick mackity brick
have your tounge in ties