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The new Knight Rider

ctmelvital

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Man, I really don't know why I still watch this. I guess I have a soft spot for all the hotties or something but damn the writing is shitty and so is the acting.

Just the one scene in the last episode, were the semi-black, formerly lesbian chick jumps/grinds down the stairs instead of just fucking walking. Damn did that look fucking ridiculous. Can't fucking believe it. :lol:

Ah well, I'll keep watching - not like this is gonna get a second season or anything. :D
 
I turned it on for 2 minute in the middle of a random episode.

It's a wonder I didn't dig out my eyeballs with a fork.
 
So when this latest attempt at a Knight Rider series finally gets canned (and it's "on the bubble" now, and the axe is being sharpened) does that mean that somewhere down the road (pun) we can look forward to a 5th attempt at making a follow-up to the original series - which will also take place in a completely different continuity than any of the other intended sequels?

Or is that the last time and everybody's learned their lesson by now? That there is NO way to revive Knight Rider that won't suck.

(Well I actually kinda I liked Knight Rider 2010, but it was really cheesy, even by early 90's standards. And it takes place in a "future" that is now our past. And the real year 2000 was nothing like that!)

I think this would *have* to be the last attempt. Because already some of the original KITT's features - like GPS, head's up displays, or that it talked - are available in a lot of cars, and so KITT doesn't quite so "gee-wiz!" and impressively futuristic anymore. If they wait another 10 or 20 years to try a revival...if we are even still using cars by then - they will likely have more KITT like features such as the ability to drive themselves, and a powerful voice-activate "weak AI" that talks back to us. And who know's what else?

But yeah, this latest incarnation of KR is pretty much crap. And I have read that it's about to undergo some "retooling" - cast changes, and some changes in premise - and that almost NEVER results in series improving - in fact, usually after a "retooling" they mannage to be even crappier than before.

They should have just got the Hoff back, then the show would at least be a guaranteed success in Germany.
 
You mean you don't like that KITT can change into another type of car. But that did so great with the focus groups???

:wtf:
 
In the halloween episode, Billy used a device that not only detected relic sound waves, but made them visable as well.

You could just wave it around a room, and piece together past conversations people had there.

What a bunch of bullshit, they aren't even trying to be realistic on this show.
 
So they got rid of all the characters they wanted to get rid off, I think. Or at least two of them.

Additionally, I was pleasantly suprised by the quality of the most recent episode! :techman:
Almost decent. Almost. ;)
 
I want a "transformer Kitt" where the transformation process makes major body and engine parts intrude into the passenger compartment at high speed and with great force during the conversion. Then a shot where the internal sprinklers wash out the contents. Cast your favorite, annoying actor/actress in the role.

One episode, I know, but it would become a YouTube classic!

-SB
 
I want a "transformer Kitt" where the transformation process makes major body and engine parts intrude into the passenger compartment at high speed and with great force during the conversion. Then a shot where the internal sprinklers wash out the contents. Cast your favorite, annoying actor/actress in the role.

One episode, I know, but it would become a YouTube classic!

-SB

And don't forget the amazing "3-D object generator" that can magically manufacture anything including a complete set of clothes of a disguise, to a syringe full of chemically complicated medication. (And I imagine that if Mike was hungry it could also make a ham sandwich, and if he needed a transplant it could make a new kidney!)

I guess that somehow KITT's creator invented a Star Trek style replicator!
 
Did Glen Larson make nuKnight Rider? GL made the original real BATTLESTAR GALACTICA & his own iconic reboot of BUCK ROGERS after oleBSG went off the air.

Then, GL made the original KNIGHT RIDER. Funny, I never cared for KR. OleBSG & BR were much better.
 
I think it's time for a Terminator/Knight Rider crossover. New "Michael" driving new K.I.T.T. Ahnuld driving original K.I.T.T. High speed chases, wry facial expressions, things going boom, but the best part is...

At the end, the entire Earth blows up.

And then the Monty Python God Foot stomps out the smoldering rubble and somebody spits on it.
 
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