The next Star Trek series.

[Mentalist]

Chief O'Brien is a top secret potato gardner back on earth. Keiko has left him for a Pakled called Grape McPakihead. Meanwhile the Prophets have become bored with Sisko and turned him into a huge giant talking baseball and shot him out of the Wormhole on a collision course with Earth.

Can Chief O'Brien save earth from this new threat with the help of his new friends: a cyber monkey called Cybomonk, Dr Dave and Banga Patlel the offbeat comedy relief and Kinder Bueno addict.

Will Operation Potato 4 be a success. And can they build a big enough batting arm to bunt Captain sisko ball back into deep space. And will Cybomonk ever get that mink fur transpant he's always wanted.

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[Mentalist]

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[CaptainWacky]

It'sl good I like the Pakled cahracter he could be the next Garak.

 

[Harkley]

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[CaptainWacky]

Is was going to reply to Harkley but the annoyance of having to click for quick reply changed my mind.

 

[Gagh]

Pakleds should rule the Earth, with Naked O'Brien Family.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Naked 18 year old Molly anyway.

 

[The Question]

Like all Star Trek series since TNG... it mostly sucks, but the ending is SPECTACULAR! :shock:!

 

[whisky]

Not PC enough.

The next series of star trek stars a lesbian captain, in love with her lesbian first officer.
The engineer is a cripple in a wheelchair.
The doctor is a romulan who is an outcast from his own society, probably because he is secretly gay.
The helm is played by a man who cant act to save his life, but comes from an underepresented minority.
Communications is played by a flat chested woman to make up for the huge jubblies on the captain and first officer, but shes secretly a hermaphrodite.
The security officer is played by someone who was in a film that a few people saw in the 90s, and will only be in the show for one season, because shes going to leave to get a massive film carear that will never actually happen.

She'll be replaced by someone with massive jugs whoes sleeping with teh producers.

 

[Hambil]

:anim_scar

You frighten me.

 

[Shatna]

lesbian captain, in love with her lesbian first officer.

That's good enough, right there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Needs more Joan Collins. And a cigar store Indian.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JERK STORE IS THE LINE.

 

[Gagh]

Molly O'Brien or Naomi Wildman?

 

[Mentalist]

Needs more Joan Collins. And a cigar store Indian.

I watched that episode the other day!


So classic.

 

[Gagh]

I would have been better with JR Ewing in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

18 year old Molly from Time's Orphan.

 

[The Question]

Am I the only one who watched that and thought, "Man, I'd like to get me summathat primitive puss! WHOO!"

Yeah, probably am.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, since I keep saying I'd sex0r her.