The next time i die i'm gonna stay dead!!

[Henoch]

No more of this dreadful living shit!

i should have learned my lesson the first time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If at first you don't suckceed, have sex with a hot twink.

 

[Yub]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The french call an orgasm "the little death".

 

[Dr Dave]

Why is that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because they're all drunk.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And smell like cheese and walk around carrying lace hankies.

 

[The Dork Lord]

They eat snails and wade in dogshit!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet french people are actually really nice.