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The Next Time you Milk a Cow
- Thread starter jack
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EnglishRose
addle barn
it's like watching a game of tennis
Captain Jack
New member
Luv
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Balls
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Tennis played at night with no lights on.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Helen Keller
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
So, is a blowjob from Helen Keller actually a handjob?
Captain Jack
New member
Those that go in real fast, are aces. 
G
Geedis,
Guest
jack said:
Does your wife know about this?
DarthSikle
GFHH Moderator
Whom do you think helps tie those complicated knots?
G
Geedis,
Guest
jack said:
Does my wife know about what, you talking dirty to minors on the internet?
No, I haven't mentioned that to her; she only knows about you stalking her on eBay.
DarthSikle
GFHH Moderator
how do you stalk someone on e-bay?
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Hellman can't take a joke. We were having an argument one afternoon because I was bragging about making a shitload of money one week on eBay. He called my bluff, so we put up and shut up. I was surprised by him hassling me, considering I brokered this Xmen#1 is shitty condition for him for a princely sum, using my ID and feedback points to get him a decent price for the book. So while looking at what he sold, I noticed that he had bid on several pairs of little girl shoes (all size 2, and those little shiny fetish shoes) and was a little startled by so many of them, so I asked him about it in a thread in the Gutters, and he went fucking ballistic. He continues to go ballistic, so it's a good troll, clearly. He claims his "wife" has "tiny feet" and he buys them for her.