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The optimal moment to go to bed

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
is just after you go to toilet, not just before
 
Hmmm...
 
BED IS FOR HOMOS.
 
I'm wondering who peed the bed.
 
I never pee the bed, I do sometimes have to get up in the middle of the night to go though
 
that's how it starts
 
anytime in between 'the witching hour' is a good time to go to bed
so from midnight to 3am...
 
I always get up to pee after I put the tv off, even if I don't need to pee. THEN I RAPE THE BED.
 
If I think about going to pee, then I have to go pee, even if I don'[t have to pee.
 
It's reverse pee psychology!
 
Water
Waterfalls
dripping water
drip
drip
drip
drip
rushing river
stream
trickling stream
babbling brook
ocean waves
leaky faucet
sprinkler
running hose
lake
nice cold lake
or just a nice cold glass of ice water
 
dear LC, i am not dual
and have no duals
me too lazy for that...
 
Damn.. now I gotta pee.
 
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