The oven is ready.

[Mentalist]

But it does not call out to me.

 

[Cassie]

DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF IT DOES!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You will not have to bear this burden aloe.

 

[Dr Dave]

IT WANTS JEWS!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Damn... i was gonna make that joke, but then i thought "what if i become a famous celebrity and the daily mirror searches the internet for controversial comments and sex vids?" I'd have to explain the nature of jew jokes on the internet to jeremy paxman, or at the very least, dermot murnahan.

 

[Cassie]

is you're real name fuddlemiff?

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn... i was gonna make that joke, but then i thought "what if i become a famous celebrity and the daily mirror searches the internet for controversial comments and sex vids?" I'd have to explain the nature of jew jokes on the internet to jeremy paxman, or at the very least, dermot murnahan.

Yeah the Jewish medica would kick your ass.

 

[headvoid]

I think Dermot O'leary is more likely to interview you.

DOL - He He! We've got Fuddlemiff in the studio! Come on people, make him feel welcome
FM - Hi
DOL - He Ha! Jew Jokes - what's it all about then? Will i be able to smile cheekily at camera while saying one?
FM - no, not really, they dont work well in real lif..
DOL - Never mind that now, I'm catholic and need a quick profile shot where I rub my hand across my shaven scalp.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like it when "Dermy" shifts his weight from one foot to the other while clasping his hands together next to his face and looking slightly uncomfortable. Makes teenage girls wet(another joke that might not translate well on BBLB).

My full name is Jarn H. Fuddlemiff.

 

[Ishcabittle]

it is? that's my name too! :shock:

 

[headvoid]

 

[curiousa2z]

^yes, it would be wise to keep the anti-semitism to a minimum...you have a long career ahead of you yet.

 

[Cassie]

are we all named Jarn H. Fuddlemiff then?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Deep down, we're all named Jarn H. Fuddlemiff, but deeper than that, we're named Miss "Winking" Manners.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

However, what makes us each unique is what the "H" stands for in each case.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH GOD, Children In Need has Peter and Jordan singing..