The pee on trousers realisation

[whisky]

Men heres a little test you can all do.

Next time your in your own home, and you feel the need for a piss, take off all your clothes, or at the very least, everything on your legs.

Now even if you are a really good aim, you will no doubt feel some splashes on your leg.

Assume this isnt something that just happens when you are naked, and you can assume the same number of drops on average hit your trouser legs where you dont feel them.

Now times that number by the amount of times you pee in a day, and times that by the amount of times you wear the same trousers in a week.

By the end of the week you must have a hell of a lot of dried piss in your trousers.

 

[Conchaga]

Urine to some strange shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate it when i'm pissing with bare feet and I feel the splashes so I just let the cat lick it off.

 

[Conchaga]

what's worse is taking a shit in a public toilet and when you piss into the bowl if you aim wrong the water splashes back onto your ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or when you're wanking off a guy in a public toilet and the cops come barging in...pervy bastards.

 

[Conchaga]

OMG you're GEORGE MICHAEL!?!?!/1/1/

 

[headvoid]

ITS MY FUCKIN CULTURE SO FUKCOFF

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU BREEDERS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY I HAVE TO CLEAN MY TEETH WITH CUM

 

[Conchaga]

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Your hot white cum

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Conchaga]

like that? I dug it up just for you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I see, man. (Semen.)

 

[Conchaga]

submarine?

 

[CaptainWacky]

When you're on a submarine, can you just pee out the door?

No, thought not.

 

[Conchaga]

no, but you can pee out the window

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do the fish think?

 

[whisky]

They arent bothered they pee in the sea all the time

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fish don't pee,they ajklsdghajhklg.

 

[whisky]

They must do, they drink like fishes, it has to go somewhere

 

[Conchaga]

So, they're breathing their own urine? Like kevin kostner.