The Plan

[SilentBtViolent]

1. Steal underpants.
2. Profit.














I can neither confirm nor deny that the plan is actually to hit the McBong.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I thought step three was profit.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

It could be. The McBong is screwing with my McMemory.

 

[FBI parte due]

What if the cops catch us stealing underpants?

WHAT THEN?!!?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

We pretned like they're our friend's and we don't know how they got into our trunk, our friend must have left them there when he borrowed our car last week because his mom was sick in the hopsital back in TExas so we lent him th ecar. I mean, you're going ot give us a ticket just becaue we were nice and got taken advantage of by our friend who steals underpants i mean that's not nice and it'll never hold up in a court of law so just let us go already FUCK

 

[FBI parte due]

What if we use our feminine wiles to befuddle him?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeh we have nice tits. Assuming Cait sticks to the fucking plan and doesn't just go off on CU like last time.

 

[FBI parte due]

I've got an inkling of a plan. It involves a steering wheel, a pound of ice cream, a rabbi, and Natalie Portman on one end, and vast riches on the other.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My new plan involves Dick Lugar, ice cream, two priestesses of Dionysus, a 1/4" cable for our guitar and serious jailtime.

 

[FBI parte due]

GODDMAN PLAGIARIZER

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No i came up with Dick Lugar on my own.

New plan: I will use Cait's old avatar, dingoes, and the FBI to RUEL THE WORLD.

 

[FBI parte due]

You hussy, you.

 

[Ishcabittle]

*wanders in*

Hey, you guys, I've got like a quarter bag of weed, Dick Lugar, ice cream, two priestesses of Dionysus, a steering wheel, a pound of ice cream, a rabbi, and Natalie Portman in my back pocket. You need anything like that? It's just sitting around, if you want it.

 

[FBI parte due]

NO, GO AWAY, YOU FILTHY WETBACK.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

BUT LEAVE YOUR WEED AND OTHER GOODIES.

BUT FUCK YOU BACKWATER GUY, YEAH.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Harrumph. If yer going to be like that, I'll just take mini Natalie Portman and go.

LOL IT'S LIKE A POCKET VAGINA BONC.

 

[FBI parte due]

LOL ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS (lkie missmanners, the sluttly BITCH)

 

[Ishcabittle]

Actually, the clitoris is exactly like a tiny penis. So missmanners is a man.

 

[FBI parte due]

Does it have a little tube that can carry sperm?

ALL LIES I SAY

 

[Ishcabittle]

SHE'S A MAN, I'M GOING TO PM HER RIGHT NOW TO MAKE SURE SHE REPLIES TO THIS THREAD BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A CLITORIS THAT MAKES HER A MAN AND EVEN THOUGH I'M USING THE FEMINININE PRONOUN HERE I KNOW SHE'S A MAN WITH A VERY TINY, CLITORIS LIKE PENIS.