THE QUEEN'S SPEECH

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like how she has ended every annual speech since the 50's with "DID I STUTTER?"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AHA! Now that Phillip is staying at home, Charles gets to sit next to her! OMG HE IS LIKE IVANKA TRUMPEH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"...and in conclusion, I have two words for you...SUCK IT!"
*The Queen starts doing crotch chops*
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUEEN HAS JOINED DX

 

[whisky]

I liked the mike drop, then the way she moonwalked out backwards while flipping people off with both hands.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like her "I just took the neat circle of EU stars and splattered them all willy-nilly" hat.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

the house of lords is disgusting

 

[CaptainWacky]

She should declare herself "Eternal Monarch" and activate the boms she implanted in the brains of Charles, Wills and Harry.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOT HARRY! You need a Ginger King! Besides, he wants it the least.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did like it when he played pool one time and the press reported "HARRY IN MELTDOWN."

 

[Dr Dave]

Queen of England to appoint me minister of good hats?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when everyone thought William was the hot kid and Harry was the pudgy ginger mutant? OH HO HO!

 

[The Question]

In the immortal words of Pauly Shore:

INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBREEDERS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when everyone thought William was the hot kid and Harry was the pudgy ginger mutant? OH HO HO!

The real William was assasinated by Diana Loyalists (they were very confused) and he was replaced by his old body double who unfortunately went bald.