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the real paul aka messenger

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His name is paul. He likes to hang around chatrooms trying to find a girlfriend because hes too fat and lazy to find a job and take a real girl out on a date.

Hes in his early 20s and still doesnt go to work or go to school. he lives in a basement in the house his parents own. all he does all day is sell his old stuff to get money for aclohol or weed. he tries to get credit card numbers from people too. he talks about a "temporary" situation that has been going on for 3 years after his last girlfriend left him because guess what, he drank too much

when hes taken care of his bussiness aka his fix, he sits his fatass down and hunches over his computer to pull stupid pranks or to make shitty music no one wants to listen to.

hes a plain & loser a simple who needs to visit sites and make fun of people to feel better about himself

this one is his favorite and he has a lot of "friends" here from all over the world. so you probably know all about him and if you didnt, you do now

~J
 
silentnight said:
His name is paul. He likes to hang around chatrooms trying to find a girlfriend because hes too fat and lazy to find a job and take a real girl out on a date.

Hes in his early 20s and still doesnt go to work or go to school. he lives in a basement in the house his parents own. all he does all day is sell his old stuff to get money for aclohol or weed. he tries to get credit card numbers from people too. he talks about a "temporary" situation that has been going on for 3 years after his last girlfriend left him because guess what, he drank too much

when hes taken care of his bussiness aka his fix, he sits his fatass down and hunches over his computer to pull stupid pranks or to make shitty music no one wants to listen to.

hes a plain & loser a simple who needs to visit sites and make fun of people to feel better about himself

this one is his favorite and he has a lot of "friends" here from all over the world. so you probably know all about him and if you didnt, you do now

~J
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You are only finding this out now? I knew all of that the very first time I met him here in Troll Kingdom. Are you perhaps some kind of MORON?
 
How stupid can this be? Messy is talking about another secret, some one registers a one hit wonder to "out" Messy and then Luci wakes up and starts posting after a two week absence.

The only thing we know about Messy for sure is that he's an attention whore.
 
Sarek said:
The only thing we know about Messy for sure is that he's an attention whore.
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Quick, give him some attention before he "goes off..."
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silentnight said:
His name is paul. He likes to hang around chatrooms trying to find a girlfriend because hes too fat and lazy to find a job and take a real girl out on a date.

Hes in his early 20s and still doesnt go to work or go to school. he lives in a basement in the house his parents own. all he does all day is sell his old stuff to get money for aclohol or weed. he tries to get credit card numbers from people too. he talks about a "temporary" situation that has been going on for 3 years after his last girlfriend left him because guess what, he drank too much

when hes taken care of his bussiness aka his fix, he sits his fatass down and hunches over his computer to pull stupid pranks or to make shitty music no one wants to listen to.

hes a plain & loser a simple who needs to visit sites and make fun of people to feel better about himself

this one is his favorite and he has a lot of "friends" here from all over the world. so you probably know all about him and if you didnt, you do now

~J
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Exaggerations, outright lies.
 
Sarek said:
How stupid can this be? Messy is talking about another secret, some one registers a one hit wonder to "out" Messy and then Luci wakes up and starts posting after a two week absence.

The only thing we know about Messy for sure is that he's an attention whore.
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Detective Mike Sarek is on the case! LOL!
 
Cranky Bastard said:
"Mike" hahahah

Been reading TQ, have you?
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Yeah! I saw that in this thread and that's precisely what I saw and thought and had to mention!

The Question said:
I don't trust anyone named Karl. Marx ruined the name for everyone else. Kind of like how I've never yet met a 'Mike' who didn't turn out, sooner or later, to be an unalloyed prick.
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http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=980441&postcount=9

My arsenal of references knows no bounds! Right there! That spot! The second sentence! LOL! OMG! Save me from my dreary, unimportant self!
 
Sarek said:
How stupid can this be? Messy is talking about another secret, some one registers a one hit wonder to "out" Messy and then Luci wakes up and starts posting after a two week absence.

The only thing we know about Messy for sure is that he's an attention whore.
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You do know whose dual StLucifer really is. Don't you? (And it's not Ultros.)
 
Messenger said:
Detective Mike Sarek is on the case! LOL!
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My name isn't "Mike".

I could tell you what it is but you wouldn't be able to pronounce it. And I would have to kill you.
 
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