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The Reing of Your master And God, Bowel Movement

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Bowel Movement

Punky Brewster wannabe
It is past time you inferiors shw the proper respect to me, your master and god. I demand that all you moronic primates post your praise on this thread, telling me how great I am and what useless sacks of shit you are. So come om now paeons, poast the appropr9iate praise and glory to me, Lord Bowel Movement
 
BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!!

HAVEN'T YOU GOT THE MESSAGE YET?!?!? :evil:

YOU SUCK!!! I OWN TROLL KINGDOM NOW AND I BANISH YOU INTO SLAVEDOM.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, WORSHIP YOUR DEITY AND GOD!!!!

I AM THE ONE TRUE MESSIAH.

CRUMBLE AND DIE YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!!!!!
 
why don't you take one of your drumsticks, poke it into your ear, and prise out that worm infestation, you old codger...
 
jack said:
"prise"?
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your vocabulary is limited isn't it, Vermont hick.

prise, a verb:

also: force, wrench, lever, yank.

from word thesaurus (a thesaurus is not a dinosaur, btw)
 
Perhaps you were going for "pries" as in plural of pry?

Anyway, Websters says you're a fucking ignornant liar :bigass:
 
So Valerie, each time you trot out jack. it just shows how I've whipped your ass yet again.

Have a good night :bigass:
 
jack said:
So Valerie, each time you trot out jack. it just shows how I've whipped your ass yet again.

Have a good night :bigass:
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at least I know how to speak proper British....!

pwned! 8)
 
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