The Religion of the Spagetti Monster

[Name Pending]

Global Warming is the result of less pirates being on Earth. When there were lots of pirates in the 1700s and 1800s, global weather was cooler. Now there are less and it is getting hotter.

Discuss.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

What do pirates and speghetti monsters have to do with anything?

Global warming is also the cause of an increased production of underpants.

Discuss.

 

[Name Pending]

There doesn't have to be a direct link between the two. All I know is that there are less pirates in the world and it is getting hotter.

I WANT MORE PIRATES AND COOLER WEATHER!

Discuss.

 

[Name Pending]

And I really believe this so don't question my faith or I will Jihad your ass.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, please. You'd have to get up.

 

[DarthSikle]

And I really believe this so don't question my faith or I will Jihad your ass.

shut up you animal fucker!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

And I really believe this so don't question my faith or I will Jihad your ass.

DENNY CRANE, BITCH!!

 

[Cluckyx]

You're preaching to the converted. I'm already a pastafarian

 

[jack]

Clucky, I been thinking about you lately. How you been?

 

[Cluckyx]

Not to bad. Karma wrs got boring so I wandered off. ANd now I've wandered back.
I've lurked once in a while but not much

 

[jack]

I had fun for karma Wars.

 

[Mentalist]

I really don't see why there is such a state of disbelief on Global Warming. I mean how unlikley is it? Not very.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Speaking of spaghetti, I went to the Spaghetti Factory last weekend, had me some spaghetti with brown butter and Mizithera cheese, it was DA-LICIOUS!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What the hell is Mitzawhosis cheese??


(No package yet?!?!?!)

 

[Laker_Girl]

Nope.

Mizithera is a really hard cheese, it's soooooo good.

 

[jack]

What the hell is brown butter?

 

[dogbert]

And spagetti. What the hell is that? Afterward please explain the concept of a factory to me.

 

[Gagh]

ok, lol!