The reveal your personal information thread!

[FBI parte due]

Right now I am sitting in a chair in front of a computer and WANKING.

BONC! :shock:

 

[Loktar]

Right now I'm sitting in front of the computer typing and bored.

 

[Conchaga]

I just got done wanking and now I'm just sitting in my chair naked.

 

[Loktar]

I'm sitting my chair wanking over you being naked.

(kidding!)

 

[FBI parte due]

I am, too!

(not kidding)

 

[Loktar]

I'm sitting here waiting to be dragged from the computer when my brother comes home in a few minutes from his job interview.

 

[Friday]

I'm sitting here debating whether I should go get a glass of Diet Pepsi, or make a cup of hot tea.

 

[FBI parte due]

Diet Pepsi only makes you fatter, you know.

 

[Friday]

Diet Pepsi only makes you fatter, you know.

How so?

 

[FBI parte due]

SCIENCE SAYS SO.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Somne woman on the bus told a guy to "go back to your own country", and it reminded me that I had Crash on DVD but hadn't watched it yet. It's fantadstic.

The moral is: be more racist. It gets me to do stuff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHICH IS YOUR OWN COUNTRY, BRAZIL?

I'ms itting here and my face and side hurt and I hat elife but like ajsg my finger is itchy too

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Once a friend of mine got to go home from school because one finger was numb.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he needs it for wanking. I assume this was wanking school.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And on top of that it was a PE lesson.

 

[headvoid]

I am trying to resist teh wank urge right now. Tonight I have a feeling I may win.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll wank even though ther'es nothing new worth wanking over.

 

[headvoid]

Pump it up, when you dont really need it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll go for the old stand-by: A SEX WANK

 

[Tisiphone]

Girls don't wank...they pleasure themselves.