THE RULES

[Gonad]

Rule # 1:

Wear pants when drinking in company unless you're okay with having sex that night.

 

[Gonad]

Rule # 2:

If your jerk radar is tingling, then take what you want (sexually) and GTFO.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can live with that, so far...

 

[Gonad]

Rule #3:

You are entitled to ask one "none of your business" question per month. Beyond that, don't ask, hint at, or otherwise try to draw out info. Oh, and while you are entitled to ask, you are NOT entitled to an answer.

 

[Gonad]

Rule #4

Don't be a hypocrite. About the opposite sex.

 

[Gonad]

Rule #5:

Before you ask any sort of question at all, imagine the worst possible answer you could get. If you can't handle that answer, then DON'T ASK.

Example:

Question: Do you love me?

Answer: Um, no.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Some of us would rather know the awful truth.

Unless we don't want to.