THE SHIRE

[Mentalist]

Or Rivendell.

 

[Gagh]

IT'S NO ERINSBRO LOL

 

[Harkley]

OMG PENISTOWN IS NEAR THE SHIRE.

 

[Mentalist]

SERIOUS QUESTION OMG DUDES LIKE BE SERIOUS Sg;ojakgkfdsg;ljwrdfl!


TESCOS

 

[Harkley]

TESCOS ATE MY CURTAINS

 

[Gagh]

I FEEL LIKE LIDLS TONIGHT! WHITEHAWK'S LIDLS TONIGHT!

 

[Mentalist]

Got ten pence, mate?


I SAID YOU GOT FUCKING TEN PENCE!

 

[Harkley]

I NEED A SHOPPING TROLLEH FOR MY bAKED NBEANS

 

[Gagh]

LETS ALL GO TO LIDLS LETS ALL GO TO LIDLS THERE'S ONE DOWN IN WHITEHAWK BUT YOU'LL GET BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A POOL CUE OUTSIDE YEAH!

 

[MessengerX]

LETS ALL GO TO LIDLS LETS ALL GO TO LIDLS THERE'S ONE DOWN IN WHITEHAWK BUT YOU'LL GET BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A POOL CUE OUTSIDE YEAH!

:roll:

 

[Mentalist]

I have actually been inside there once. I was coming hone from night fishing at the Marina and I had like 20p in my pocket and was starving so bought a loaf of bread and a chomp.

I'm not proud of it.

 

[Gagh]

I've been in there too - Because we dared each other to do so. Yes - we were THAT bored.

 

[Mentalist]

I blew up a phone box in Shitehawk with a bunch of bangers and set fire to the allotments.


Yes, I was THAT much of an idiot.

 

[Harkley]

I went to a lidl to buy a computer.

it was a baaad idea.

 

[Mentalist]

Imagine being an employee of Lidls.

 

[Gagh]

You left with a Dragon 32K, didn't you?

 

[MessengerX]

Holy shit, with an exclamation mark, even!

 

[Mentalist]

There's more processing power in a box of Sugar Puffs.

 

[Harkley]

You left with a Dragon 32K, didn't you?

Nah, it was a pretty decent computer for a decent price.

It's running now even.

The only problem is the guy selling it didnt know what it was.

 

[Mentalist]

The guy selling it worked at Lidls. He probably didn't have opposable thumbs.