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The Single Funniest Header for a Story EVER. Courtsey of The Sun (Who else)

Pretty good!

and along the theme of things redonks...

I was going to post this in a new thread, but I think it can go here...:




Victoria Beckham hiding gay man


Former Spice Girls singer Victoria Beckham says there is a gay man inside her who is desperate to come out.


(BANG) -

Victoria Beckham feels like a gay man.

The 34-year-old former Spice Girls singer says she has more in common with homosexual men than her own gender.

She said: "I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out!

"With heterosexual men I have nothing in common - excluding my husband, brothers and father, you understand."

Victoria - who has three sons with her soccer star husband David - also revealed she hopes to one day have a daughter.

She told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine: "If it happens, I'd love it. You can't choose what you have but after three boys I would love a girl."

The fashionable star also revealed she doesn't understand soccer, despite David's super star status in the game.

She added: "It is lovely to see that he has scored in the championship. I jump for joy when David scores - but my passions are other things. I don't understand a thing about football.

"I do listen to him when he talks about it because I know it is what his life is about."

ZOMG...what a funny old world...the wife of David Beckham doesn't understand a thing about football...it is to weep. or laugh.
 
Well, I'm sure he doesn't know anything about... er, what's her profession again?
 
There should have been a photoshopped pic of her handing out gollies to kids on a market stall, looking shifty.
 
What are gollies?
 
A can of worms.
 
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