THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

[FBI parte due]

CUMBURGER

 

[Ishcabittle]

Goldfish are an army of undead cheese bits who hate humans but are too wacked out on goofballs to do anything about it, in fact are too lazy to attack when you pull them out of the box to eat them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS THAT SO

 

[FBI parte due]

I think it's safe to believe him (?!?!????!?!?!).

 

[CaptainWacky]

'You'd know HE'S YOUR DUAL/BROTHER/LOVER/CAT STRANGLER

 

[FBI parte due]

IF ONLY.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEAN MY FONDEST DREAM TO GO OUT CAT-STRANGLING IWTH THE GREAT ISHCABITTLE.

 

[FBI parte due]

(Not really. He's actually a no-talent hack. His assistants do all the strangling now. He's just there for the photo-ops.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe it what an ego it's the death of cats that's important not getting your picture in the GUTTER RAGS.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT IT I'M GOING TO GO OUT AND MOW THE LAWN WITH AN UNSHIELDED LAWN MOWER IN OPEN TOAD SANDLES!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T KILL TOADS, JUST CATS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE DEATHS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[FBI parte due]

THINGS CHANGE SO MUCH, YET THEY STAY THE SAME.

OUTRAG!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

what?

 

[Tisiphone]

*snickers*

I was watching a MST3K movie last night, and that's one of the lines. Just wanted to share it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure it means something if you read it enough times.