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The Swiss Discover Teleportation! Spam split(GTC)

Vigilante said:
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The issue of teleportation has excited many famous Dutch physicists, who like the Swiss, are looking to prove theft and take their case to the Hague for countless billions of Guilders in lost revenues. Among the more famous is Niels Bohr whose work in the area of quantum physics speaks for itself even though he is of a more recent genre.

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There is one side note to the history of teleportation. The invention of movable type also happened as a result of a freak event involving cheese. Gutenberg while credited with the idea of the printing press, did not invent moveable type. It was invented by a peasant whose name is lost to history because he didn’t know how to market an invention. The event occurred when this journeyman printer was eating a Ham and Helveta cheese sandwich. He had used a soiled page to protect his lap while eating. When the unsuspecting craftsman bit down on the sandwich, the cheese, lubricated by the French mayonnaise and the watery Tomato, slid out and fell upon the page that he happened to have open on his lap. Up until now intricately carved blocks of wood called woodcuts were set in a printing press and were inked and paper inserted and pressure applied to transfer the ink. This craftsman noticed the letters individually appearing in the openings of the Swiss cheese which fell upon the page and he wondered why not use individual woodcuts of letters rather than woodcuts that carved the entire page at once? Thus was formed moveable type and the cheese which started it all, Helveta cheese, became the root for the word Helvetica which was the first documented moveable type font. Co-incidentally this was the first recorded use of a paper napkin.


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Thanks for all that.
 
^freaudian slip?

It looks like "Vigilante" was pretty short lived, but that's a good post.
Skin Dual?
 
I LURVE THERE CHEES AND THERE WATCHES AND THERE CUTTE LITTLE PANTS THAT WIGGLE THERE BUTTS WHEN THEY BLOW ON THERE HORNS AND YODEL.
 
Skinofevil said:
First it's pocket knives and now the Swiss have done it again by discovering teleportation. his will completely deconstruct and rebuild not only our atoms but our very culture and civilization. Forget cloning and exploding spae shuttles, THIS is the greatest scientific achievment in the history of EVERYTHING. This is certainly THEE major breakthrough of the nineties!

This device radically changes our lives on an every-day level. The Human Condition has been elevated exponentially! Now Skin can BEAM his pants off. He can beam fragments of glass into the cerebellums of his enemies. On the Fourth of July, he can beam fireworks DIRECTLY INSIDE of cats and other small animals. No longer will Skin have to bother with all of that nasty "tail lifting" to get the fire cracker in there. This is amazing. It is akin to Man seizing fire from the Gods!

Read about it here:

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=2372


Teleportation Works—But Not for Us
07-Feb-2003


Scientists long scoffed at Star Trek style teleportation, but now they've changed their tune. While they don't think they'll be able to instantly move people from place to place, Swiss scientist Nicolas Gisin has been able to make small amounts of matter disappear down a telephone line in one laboratory and reappear in another, 180 feet away. "It is amazing, the way information from one photon suddenly appears in another photon," says physicist Raymond Laflamme.

Albert Einstein called this "spooky action at a distance."

"I would say it's spooky if we put on our everyday glasses," Laflamme says. "But if we try to understand it with the set of rules of quantum mechanics, then it is perfectly understandable." Teleportation will revolutionize computers and bring new life to crytology, since the information being sent never actually exists on the communication line on which it travels, so there's nothing to intercept.

But can human beings can ever disappear in one place and reappear in another? "Unimaginable," says LaFlamme. "Quantum teleportation doesn't teleport the atoms themselves; it teleports the information which is encoded in the system."

Nevertheless, scientists now think there's an energy field that binds everything in the universe together.
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Amazing! Tell us more?
 
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