The take your pick spam

[SSgt_Sniper]

Please select your favorite version of my spam today to reply in. Thank you and have a nice day.

 

[Loktar]

ooh they're all good. I replied to them all.

 

[Kitty]

Please select your favorite version of my spam today to reply in. Thank you and have a nice day.

I'd like to submit this thread.

 

[Loktar]

I'd like to submit this thread.

Thats your spam, not Sniper's.

 

[Kitty]

<---- usurper?

Stone me?????????

 

[Loktar]

*hurls a brick at Kitty*

You asked for it!

 

[Kitty]

Oh, fuck yeah.
Kill me.

It'll be awesome. The blood dripping down the side of my head, matting up my hair, running in my eyes blinding me, as I get dizzy and vomit.

Faster.
Bash my fucking face in. DO IT!!! Make me piss myself in convulsing physical shock!

 

[Loktar]

*tasers Kitty*

 

[Love Child]

LOL

 

[Kitty]

*tasers Kitty*

WTF! I just now regained consciousness.

 

[Loktar]

LOL!

*dunks Kitty in hot sauce*

 

[Kitty]

I'm not a nugget.

 

[Loktar]

I'm not a nugget.

Yet....

 

[Kitty]

Peta IS on their way, or have you forgotten?

 

[Loktar]

Peta IS on their way, or have you forgotten?

I plan on eating the evidence before they arrive.