The thread in which we beat each other senseless with sticks

[Yub]

Except for me as I am STICKPROOF!! HA-HAH! HAVE AT YOU, MF!

*beats Wacky*

 

[Loktar]

Maybe you're immune to regular sticks but.....


*chops Yub in half with his laser stick(lightsaber)*

 

[Yub]

Nonsense. Lightsabres will singe the fur of an Ewok but not penetrate the skin thanks to the natural corbomite deposits on Endor which have leeched into the water table and thus are part of any native Ewoks diet. I have to take corbomite supplements being so far away from home. Also they make your fur all shiny. Don't you know anything?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck this thread.

 

[Yub]

*beats Wacky harder*

 

[headvoid]

I have a bucket full of sticks

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that's what it was for.

 

[Loktar]

Nonsense. Lightsabres will singe the fur of an Ewok but not penetrate the skin thanks to the natural corbomite deposits on Endor which have leeched into the water table and thus are part of any native Ewoks diet. I have to take corbomite supplements being so far away from home. Also they make your fur all shiny. Don't you know anything?

Fine.

*throws Yub into sarlaac pit*