THE TRUTH ABOUT PANDERING

[SilentBtViolent]

NEITHER PANDA NOR RING.

 

[FBI parte due]

What about pampering?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

NEITHER PAMPE NOR RING!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PANDERING! WHOO HOO!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He always looked quite molestable to me.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I actually jerked off to that image, on principle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

REBEL WITH HAIRY PAWS!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Better than Santa Claws!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I actually jerked off to that image, on principle.

That makes me a saaad panda...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Come over here and I'll give you something to be happy about.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Why don't you go teach your grandmother to suck eggs?

Seriously, though, why not?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Because she will get sick. Also she's dead so she smells bad.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think Eggs wants to be sucked by anybodys grandmother...

 

[CaptainWacky]

He became the "don't sue people" Panda at the end of the episode.

 

[Gagh]

Don't you think eating bamboo is a bit limiting? I mean, if they BOTHERED to stretch their taste to HUMAN FLESH, they wouldn't be so endangered WOULD THEY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good point me old quacking duck, that's why the human race lives on: because we eat everyone else.

 

[Gagh]

Perhaps Pandas will beat us to MARS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Perhaps we'll beat our wives?

 

[Gagh]

Well, I'm married to Mallory & Evil Robert, so maybe not.