The truth about tony millionaire

[jack]

originally posted by Kim Nyholm

Scott (Tony), back in 1986 there was a disco bombing in Berlin. You were nearby, and as an ugly prank you started shrieking that an American friend was trapped and dying inside.

The news made headlines around the world. President Reagan's administration used your prank as a justification for bombing Tripoli.

In the bombing, Libyan President Muammar Al'Qadaffi's two-year-old daughter was murdered by American bombs.

You gave an interview to the Comics Journal, in which you laughed your head off at causing the death of a two-year-old.

Well, time goes on. Qadaffi has renounced terrorism officially, so he's America's pal again. And time heals all wounds!

So, Scott, I think Colonel Qadaffi and you would benefit from a dialogue; he'd especially appreciate, Scott, that you know, too, what it means to have a daughter.

That's why, Scott/Tony, I'm mailing the issue of the Comics Journal containing your interview (together with a cover letter updating your status and location) to His Excellency Colonel Muammar Al'Qadaffi,President, The People's Jahamaryatta of Libya, Tripoli, Libya.

You'll thank me someday!

 

[jack]

I think I remember some of this in real time, and if it's the truth and not just a made up troll, oh my god!

 

[Shatna]

What in hell is this?

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[jack]

It's what's at the heart of many years of trolling, and I'm having a greater understanding of a whole lot of things as a result of it.

 

[Shatna]

Well, as long as you're happy.

 

[jack]

I'm really happy

 

[VKD]

I think somone has seized control of jack's account. the real jack is tied up down in the basement

 

[jack]

You're always thinking in terms of control Val. I bet if I stuck my finger up your ass you could break it with one little twitch.

Better use a stick then.

 

[VKD]

i wish i could neg you - sigh!

 

[jack]

I wish I could neg you.

175 times at once :bigass:

 

[jack]

But see Valerie, negging me will only make me more obnoxious.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Yeah, I saw that, too, Jack. Interesting if it's true.... But how would one fact-check that?

 

[VKD]

yep, but you went and ruined it for all of us, didn't you....

 

[Shatna]

You're missing some cool shit in the orgy thread.

 

[jack]

Plus you'll have to neg everyone all at once, and then Manners will punish you properly.

Plus you suck.

 

[VKD]

But see Valerie, negging me will only make me more obnoxious.

I see, you're filling in for gagh while he's on vacation

 

[jack]

yep, but you went and ruined it for all of us, didn't you....

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

 

[Chadarnook]

I see, you're filling in for gagh while he's on vacation

someone didnt get their karma fix for the day

:kitty:

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You're missing some cool shit in the orgy thread.

I get that a lot.