The Two Mormons

[Mirah]

The two mormons came to my door today. I was startled. I live in sort of a secluded area and rarely have anyone at my door. I am glad I was properly dressed....or am I glad? Just kidding.
But I was eating an ice cream on a stick, and that was sort of akward because believe it or not I am a respectful person.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

You should have told them to fuck the fuck off and then threw your ice cream at them.

 

[Mirah]

Its raining horribly outside, so I kind of felt bad for them. I told them how I have respect for what they are doing.

They asked me if I know any mormons. Um yes. I asked them if they know Troll Kingdom. Just kidding.

 

[eloisel]

I don't feel sorry for Mormons. They have as much arrogance as any religious group that thinks I'm wrong because I don't share their core belief system.

I thank them for their concern and tell them goodbye.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I have no respect for idiots going around trying to coerce people into a corrupt sect that abuses women, minorities, and people with disabilities.

 

[Mirah]

When they come back this is my plan: I will tell them that I do not feel comfortable speakng with two men about God, because I feel tempted and may sin. I will then request that they send 2 females next time.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

And then you can have sex with the two females and post pictures.

 

[Consumer]

Indeed, you can tell the women they send that it's just "practice" for when they are with their husband (I think they need a minimum of 3 wives to get a planet of their own).

You get to kiss a couple of girls, AND feel good about it as you are preparing them for their "holy" duty!

 

[Iyhara]

I was told that Big Love was in fact, wrong.

 

[SaintLucifer]

The two mormons came to my door today. I was startled. I live in sort of a secluded area and rarely have anyone at my door. I am glad I was properly dressed....or am I glad? Just kidding.
But I was eating an ice cream on a stick, and that was sort of akward because believe it or not I am a respectful person.

Should have pulled out your M16, and shot them dead right there, you stupid fuck! ALL persons of religion deserve to die! Shit, I am in trouble at work for having told a co-worker that I would have all churches, synagogues, temples etc. burned to the ground. Seems I was not PC enough for the cunt, so she went bitching to the managers.

 

[Bickendan]

Mmm.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Should have pulled out your M16, and shot them dead right there, you stupid fuck! ALL persons of religion deserve to die! Shit, I am in trouble at work for having told a co-worker that I would have all churches, synagogues, temples etc. burned to the ground. Seems I was not PC enough for the cunt, so she went bitching to the managers.

I take it you're not a member of the Society of Thule like Hitler was?

 

[Mirah]

And then you can have sex with the two females and post pictures.

Indeed, you can tell the women they send that it's just "practice" for when they are with their husband (I think they need a minimum of 3 wives to get a planet of their own).

You get to kiss a couple of girls, AND feel good about it as you are preparing them for their "holy" duty!

I was told that Big Love was in fact, wrong.

I love that show.

The two mormons returned and I was not home. I truly feel bad now for leading them on. Then I got in trouble with my roommate for telling them I would not be home over the weekend. LOL. They asked my roommate, "Is Mirah back yet?"

 

[Mirah]

Should have pulled out your M16, and shot them dead right there, you stupid fuck! ALL persons of religion deserve to die! Shit, I am in trouble at work for having told a co-worker that I would have all churches, synagogues, temples etc. burned to the ground. Seems I was not PC enough for the cunt, so she went bitching to the managers.

This does not deserve a response, but I will humor you. I am sure your co-worker is and has been praying for you. How awful for you that you cannot just spout off at the mouth at work.

What is it about religion that has you wanting to put so much energy into killing and burning?