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El Machorro

New member
What things I post here are of no matter .
Why I posted is the eye of needle of posting.
I was INDIRECTLY invited here by
a member of TK,
who along with a few other TK "raiders"
visited a forum at which I was active at
during the "raid".
The raid got my attention and I made a note
to visit TK to return the favor.

One raider actually challenged me to a flaming contest
I had to decline. It would have been my first and after
I witnessed LOCO pummel the shit out of your boy in
a lopsided contest I had to take a pass. Your boy is
not a flamer. He is an egoinflated grandiose type of
trolltard whjo seems to have developed a style of flaming
previously known as please own me now.

Since then I was asked to leave that forum due to posting of
animated gifs concerning women fellating horses and drooling
equine jism and women sucking gnarly dog dicks animations.
My words were all abortions of the mexican language.
The entire effort I peppered with links to your Forum.
The gifs were posted in a "WORST FLAME" competition.
So go figure how me doing my best to generate my worst
provoked the board owner into subjectively implying my worst
was way over the line and tarded his board up.

Frankly I live to be banned, attacked, deleted,
misperceived,
and handled punitively
by control freaks and narrow minds.
NO MERCY ASKED FOR OR GIVEN.

Although I could not generate the same levels
of disrepect I believe what things I did here
were more than a few skill levels above
the standards your raiding team embraced
and delivered.
So my visit was premeditated and as senseless
as my facetious mind could offer.

I was surprised the overall reactions were as
such to make me believe not only can't you take
what you dish out, the neg rep thing sets a
double standard.

Your raiders whined on and on about admin
abuses and shoutbox bans.

If they would have been neg repped then what?

I advocate anarchy , chaos, and no boundaries creative
expression.No rules. No limits. No fear.
I have been doing this as a loner since about when
I had a 1992 IBM dialed up
and before I ever heard of a troll or flaming.
I enjoy causing and imposing conflict .
Animus is always welcome.

I will subvert the capricious or arbitrary administration
or dominant moderation of any forum.
Being Bullet proof and facetious
work well for me but sooner or later
the path always
leads out the cyber door..

EXAMPLE OF ADMIN POWER ABUSED
and dominated FORUM IS:
Backpage sex forum.
They had an admin assigned to me
who followed me to Brawl Hall
where I ambushed them.
I was banned under at least 7
names and IP adresses before I got
tired of fucking with them.
Abusing confused bi-sexuals is not half
the fun when toying with suckshit mods and
admins who play on the board behind
made up nics like GORT, MOM, FLYBOY,
and RET COP.The philosophy/religion forums
are so ultraconservative its absurdly mormons
no doubt involved controlling whats posted..

The abuse of positional power is oppressive.
For mere members to neg rep each other sideways in
lieu of directly confronting each other seems
contrary to trolling.

Meaning neg repping is as chicken shit
as being banned
from a shoutbox or having your nic pinked.

That having been said, and taking the time to say writing
long wordy posts is ment to piss you off, I was
very amused and flattered by being
repped neg or otherwise.

It was a pleasure to "neuter" rep all
of you without regard or
concern for the fact I had no
clue about what neutral rep means .

If I had any idea about how to post images here
I may have been banned straight away.

Graphorrea=use of too many words
intent is to alienate reader by pissing them off
to point of saying its too long to read
or calling you an idiot
 
Dude, pos/neg repping is all part of the game. In the final analysis, it is meaningless as meaningless can be. But as a matter of practical board social dynamics, it is all that counts. ;)
 
El Machorro said:
What things I post here are of no matter .
Why I posted is the eye of needle of posting.
I was INDIRECTLY invited here by
a member of TK,
who along with a few other TK "raiders"
visited a forum at which I was active at
during the "raid".
The raid got my attention and I made a note
to visit TK to return the favor.

One raider actually challenged me to a flaming contest
I had to decline. It would have been my first and after
I witnessed LOCO pummel the shit out of your boy in
a lopsided contest I had to take a pass. Your boy is
not a flamer. He is an egoinflated grandiose type of
trolltard whjo seems to have developed a style of flaming
previously known as please own me now.

Since then I was asked to leave that forum due to posting of
animated gifs concerning women fellating horses and drooling
equine jism and women sucking gnarly dog dicks animations.
My words were all abortions of the mexican language.
The entire effort I peppered with links to your Forum.
The gifs were posted in a "WORST FLAME" competition.
So go figure how me doing my best to generate my worst
provoked the board owner into subjectively implying my worst
was way over the line and tarded his board up.

Frankly I live to be banned, attacked, deleted,
misperceived,
and handled punitively
by control freaks and narrow minds.
NO MERCY ASKED FOR OR GIVEN.

Although I could not generate the same levels
of disrepect I believe what things I did here
were more than a few skill levels above
the standards your raiding team embraced
and delivered.
So my visit was premeditated and as senseless
as my facetious mind could offer.

I was surprised the overall reactions were as
such to make me believe not only can't you take
what you dish out, the neg rep thing sets a
double standard.

Your raiders whined on and on about admin
abuses and shoutbox bans.

If they would have been neg repped then what?

I advocate anarchy , chaos, and no boundaries creative
expression.No rules. No limits. No fear.
I have been doing this as a loner since about when
I had a 1992 IBM dialed up
and before I ever heard of a troll or flaming.
I enjoy causing and imposing conflict .
Animus is always welcome.

I will subvert the capricious or arbitrary administration
or dominant moderation of any forum.
Being Bullet proof and facetious
work well for me but sooner or later
the path always
leads out the cyber door..

EXAMPLE OF ADMIN POWER ABUSED
and dominated FORUM IS:
Backpage sex forum.
They had an admin assigned to me
who followed me to Brawl Hall
where I ambushed them.
I was banned under at least 7
names and IP adresses before I got
tired of fucking with them.
Abusing confused bi-sexuals is not half
the fun when toying with suckshit mods and
admins who play on the board behind
made up nics like GORT, MOM, FLYBOY,
and RET COP.The philosophy/religion forums
are so ultraconservative its absurdly mormons
no doubt involved controlling whats posted..

The abuse of positional power is oppressive.
For mere members to neg rep each other sideways in
lieu of directly confronting each other seems
contrary to trolling.

Meaning neg repping is as chicken shit
as being banned
from a shoutbox or having your nic pinked.

That having been said, and taking the time to say writing
long wordy posts is ment to piss you off, I was
very amused and flattered by being
repped neg or otherwise.

It was a pleasure to "neuter" rep all
of you without regard or
concern for the fact I had no
clue about what neutral rep means .

If I had any idea about how to post images here
I may have been banned straight away.

Graphorrea=use of too many words
intent is to alienate reader by pissing them off
to point of saying its too long to read
or calling you an idiot


toolong.jpg
 
El Machorro said:
What things I post here are of no matter .
Why I posted is the eye of needle of posting.
I was INDIRECTLY invited here by
a member of TK,
who along with a few other TK "raiders"
visited a forum at which I was active at
during the "raid".
The raid got my attention and I made a note
to visit TK to return the favor.

One raider actually challenged me to a flaming contest
I had to decline. It would have been my first and after
I witnessed LOCO pummel the shit out of your boy in
a lopsided contest I had to take a pass. Your boy is
not a flamer. He is an egoinflated grandiose type of
trolltard whjo seems to have developed a style of flaming
previously known as please own me now.

Since then I was asked to leave that forum due to posting of
animated gifs concerning women fellating horses and drooling
equine jism and women sucking gnarly dog dicks animations.
My words were all abortions of the mexican language.
The entire effort I peppered with links to your Forum.
The gifs were posted in a "WORST FLAME" competition.
So go figure how me doing my best to generate my worst
provoked the board owner into subjectively implying my worst
was way over the line and tarded his board up.

Frankly I live to be banned, attacked, deleted,
misperceived,
and handled punitively
by control freaks and narrow minds.
NO MERCY ASKED FOR OR GIVEN.

Although I could not generate the same levels
of disrepect I believe what things I did here
were more than a few skill levels above
the standards your raiding team embraced
and delivered.
So my visit was premeditated and as senseless
as my facetious mind could offer.

I was surprised the overall reactions were as
such to make me believe not only can't you take
what you dish out, the neg rep thing sets a
double standard.

Your raiders whined on and on about admin
abuses and shoutbox bans.

If they would have been neg repped then what?

I advocate anarchy , chaos, and no boundaries creative
expression.No rules. No limits. No fear.
I have been doing this as a loner since about when
I had a 1992 IBM dialed up
and before I ever heard of a troll or flaming.
I enjoy causing and imposing conflict .
Animus is always welcome.

I will subvert the capricious or arbitrary administration
or dominant moderation of any forum.
Being Bullet proof and facetious
work well for me but sooner or later
the path always
leads out the cyber door..

EXAMPLE OF ADMIN POWER ABUSED
and dominated FORUM IS:
Backpage sex forum.
They had an admin assigned to me
who followed me to Brawl Hall
where I ambushed them.
I was banned under at least 7
names and IP adresses before I got
tired of fucking with them.
Abusing confused bi-sexuals is not half
the fun when toying with suckshit mods and
admins who play on the board behind
made up nics like GORT, MOM, FLYBOY,
and RET COP.The philosophy/religion forums
are so ultraconservative its absurdly mormons
no doubt involved controlling whats posted..

The abuse of positional power is oppressive.
For mere members to neg rep each other sideways in
lieu of directly confronting each other seems
contrary to trolling.

Meaning neg repping is as chicken shit
as being banned
from a shoutbox or having your nic pinked.

That having been said, and taking the time to say writing
long wordy posts is ment to piss you off, I was
very amused and flattered by being
repped neg or otherwise.

It was a pleasure to "neuter" rep all
of you without regard or
concern for the fact I had no
clue about what neutral rep means .

If I had any idea about how to post images here
I may have been banned straight away.

Graphorrea=use of too many words
intent is to alienate reader by pissing them off
to point of saying its too long to read
or calling you an idiot

Well aren't you a smart young man.

Tell me all about you!

;)
mm
 
Cacophony said:
You really shouldn't have felt the need to justify yourself.

Frankly I have no feelings about anything you would know enough about to make a relevant comment . How do you justify being irrelevant and not worthy of my validation or attention?
 
El Machorro said:
Frankly I have no feelings about anything you would know enough about to make a relevant comment . How do you justify being irrelevant and not worthy of my validation or attention?
I don't feel the need to justify anything I do. If people approve, good for them. If they don't, then fuck them.

Nor would I ever explain to people what I was doing.
 
missmanners said:
Tsk tsk.... accusing missmanners of sarcasm..

naughty!
;)
mm

I apologize...My erotomania ,general lack of
impulse control , and Satan made my alter ego do it.

"Tsk tsk naughty" as words go ...
are meaningless but written by you....
go right to a part of my brain
where speech is not involved.
 
Cacophony said:
I don't feel the need to justify anything I do. If people approve, good for them. If they don't, then fuck them.

Nor would I ever explain to people what I was doing.


ThEn why, pray tell, would you ask me to?
 
chupie said:
my bitch follows me everywhere to hump threads...jackhump cookie

speaking of "mybitches"..the "STFU n00b" quip was directed at GrammourBoy, not you.

:bigass:
 
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